Frostwolf: Twink Resurrection
My name is RnGeesus - or so it would appear - but you and I know that appearances can be deceiving. Who I am is not so important as what I stand for.
The Guildmasters of the Frostwolf Twinking guilds have made bold and grand claims. Claims that they would, that they could bring our ancient, sacred art back from the shadows, and though their words held the semblance of truth you and I know that appearances can be deceiving!
You, my brothers, my sisters, have felt lonely. You've been angry, disdainful, even afraid, and the most hopeful of you may have even found yourselves trapped by the clutches of despair.
For Twinking in Frostwolf appears to be dead, but not everyone knows what we know.
The ancient scrolls of a long dead civilization speak of one who can offer you all Redemption! They say he will awaken from an eon of slumber, as a demigod rises from the dead! He will call forth from the ever-deepening shadow all of you who held fast to our cause! All of you who remember the meaning of the word Twink! And with that Word he will instill fear in the hearts and minds of those who would betray our art, who would unlock their XP and commit suicide thereby.
Emerge from the shadows, all whom I serve, I summon you! Tomorrow at 6:00 pm Server Time I bid you assemble in Dalaran where all twinks gather and discover the secret of your own Resurrection.
I appear to be RnGeesus, but remember that I appeared! And although I admit that I may be an imposter, if I am not me then... who am I?