Daezern`s hat corner part 1 The wizard hat.

So you may know about the blue wizard hat pointing upwards. Well little do many know that hat where used by the famous mage Blood Gore. He where a dwarf studying in the dark art of growing a bigger dick to satisfy his gnomish grill. But little did he know that gnomes are smaller then a dwarf she when he went into his bed chambers with his newly acquired mega dong he killed his beloved wife. She split in two like a hamster would if you would put ur pee pee into it in the real world dont do it anyways back to the story. So after her death he became bitter and wanted everyone to have a small pee pee so he cast a spell to make everyone in Storm wind to have a small pee pee. But after looking out he notices nothing changed but then he rember all alliance characters have small dicks and couldn't even satisfy a hamster if they tried. Not like US horde players when even the females have bigger dicks then very single male on the Alliance side.

SO after that rant the dwarf had enough of bullshet and jumped out of his window. But the hat landed on a wandering mages head and he got a lot of dark elf poon and so every mage wore the hat to BANG some dark elf's.

The end.

Ps. In part 2 I will be talking about the mining helmet of Wulrok the orc miner.