Valar Morghulis people!
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Welcome to lake period on a fictional island that is inhabited exclusively by female bossy Tumblr Blood Elves on a monday morning.
Ya, I know, sounds disgusting but my benchmarking analysis of the Horde's acceptance towards a capital city that is literally a sewer, I thought that there might be something to this kind of grotesque landscapes.
Turns out there isnt.
So that's that.
{The adventures of Tengelmann - ehhhh / Chapter Whatever}
Riiiight, so it's been a while since I checked on what's happening on Lordaeron - roughly around a year and a half.
After getting back from my retiration... ******ation... re - - tirement! retirement, I realized that I might take a lil while for me to get back into some action.
I thought I might aswell get myself prepared in case I need to be ready for any sudden events.
And where do you go to when you're not ready for Shiet?
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Unfortunately though this won't work in this situation.
I'll just have to go to the bank and stash my stuff away so I don't have to carry all my unnecessary items with me.
I guess that would be a start....
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Now imagine logging in to the server and spawning right underneath the brownish gates of Dalaran's bank next to some british lobster--
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And as much as I hate to admit it he's right!
There's yet more size changing to come....
Come to think of it, it seems to have become quiet fashionable to grow beyond the limits of "f*** everything".
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And we're not talking about some average hill billy rediculousness, I'm talking about the "my stomach is so huge my food just comes out in one undigested bit" intensity of what the hell bro.
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Oh well, the bank doesn't seem to be really an option at this point, thus I decided to just sell my stuff at the grocerie store.
After all I'm broke as ever which might or might not be caused by my habbit of buying multiple lifetime supplys of Don Carlos Tequila for which I don't even have any bag space for.
However getting groceries isn't what it used to be anymore...
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Is everyone obsessed with size nowadays?
I figured I propably won't have to wait too long until Cupili understands that her T H I C C mount will have to stay outside in order to deem her process successful....
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yes well her getting off that mount did not happen any time soon but I did get to have a nice conversation at least.
Not quite as much of sophisticated discussion as back for example with my pal Estus but I guess beggars can't be choosers at this point.
Come to think of it I remember my friend list being a little more.... anything.
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Nevertheless I found some good entertainment not far from where I was waiting.
Some multi boxing Shaman was about to show some awesomly choreographed tricks which made a lot of players gather at that spot.
A mindful comment from a spectator was enough to trigger the action.
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and so they did.
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However manhood is very VERY much easier to satisfy.
You can pull the fanciest tricks and sparkle with beautiful colors....
...but nothing beats the good ol classics.
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