I, guild master of the most influential and evidently best guild on this realm, am willing to sell my members for a limited time to you regular people.
You are not dreaming, this is indeed happening, boost your premades and raids!
Remember those Alliance premades that are annoying you whenever you solo queue? Or that boss your guild always wipes at?
Don't let that shadowmourne human and his 3 healers bully you, now that you have the chance to retaliate!
Now is your chance to turn the tables and laugh as your temporary minion obliterates your foes with ease!
As you all know, <Ohdo> is a guild dedicated to hardcore professional gaming.
In order to be successful at that, <Ohdo> collects only the brightest, the most skilled and ambitious people.
Over the months, <Ohdo> premades have dominated battlegrounds and raids with such ease that it simply got too repetitive.
<Ohdo> members simply find no fun in mindlessly annihilating Alliance anymore. They are looking for a challenge. A change.
That is why I am willing to sell <Ohdo> members to you, the ordinary people, for a limited time.
Q: What does 'to sell' mean?
A: It means that they will do anything you want depending on what package you take.
Q: What is a 'package'?
A: Packages are offers that I make, soon to be listed in this post.
Packages:
-3 hours from the moment you pay the price. Includes following you in battlegrounds and open world. Will obey every command and wish of yours regarding those.
-6 hours from the moment you pay the price. Includes the above as well as the option to call a couple more <Ohdo> members for a single battleground or raid.
-12 hours from the moment you pay the price. A longer version of the 6 hours version slave. You can order him to farm mats for you overnight while you are sleeping, or simply nolife alongside his new master.
<Ohdo> slaves come in all races and classes combinations of course, it's your choice and won't impact the price!
I would write what else they can do but I am afraid that the forum rules do not permit me to. Use your imagination, and whisper me ingame,as I won't deal on forums, if you wish to possess your own <Ohdo> slave!
Price is of course negotiable depending on the package and the extra favors I can't speak of here.
Yours sincerely,
Cenarius.