1. [a] royal flush [a]




    To the nerds who play for fun... do not read this if your sole purpose is to hunt for gear or achievements.
    ROYAL FLUSH (Alliance)

    G'day!

    If you are one of those players who misses the chatty, trolling and fun guilds that WoW used to have, if you believe that through this game you could connect with people and share some great moments, then we might have something in common.

    We are looking for people who are fun to play alongside and who can abide to our RULES AND PRINCIPLES.

    PROGRESSION:
    LoD count: 38
    RS25hc count: 20
    LK25HC video of 2 healers and solotank( LoD done with healers count 2):

    Notable "achievements":
    - Numerous LoD solotanks.
    - Usually LoD is 3 healed in main run, 4 healers in secondary and third runs.
    - Bane solotank/soloheal + tons of solotanks/soloheals.
    - ICC10n 12/12
    - ICC10hc 12/12
    - ICC25 12/12
    - ICC25hc 12/12
    - RS25 4/4
    - RS25hc 4/4
    - Hogger 10hc
    (click links for videos of the encounter)

    We also do some fun dungeons from the golden days of WoW: Molten Core, Black Temple, Karazhan and others to spice things up.

    Pee vee Pee: premades, arena teams, arena events, World PvP (horde bosses & Org raids) + Hunger Games.

    REQUIREMENTS: 6k+ gearscore and BQL25hc achievement. You'll be facing an interview in the game

    CLASSES & SPECS NEEDED: Healers and ranged DPS in general.

    ADDONS & SOFTWARE:
    Deadly Boss Mods, Group Calendar v4.6.1, Raidcall.

    RAIDING TIME:
    Our raids start 6pm server time.

    DKP:
    Completion of ICC10n awards 30dkp.
    ICC10hc : 10 dkp per boss ( 20 for 1 hit), 100 for Lich King.
    ICC25n: 10 dkp per boss, 60 for Lich King.
    ICC25hc : 20 dkp per boss(40 for 1 hit), a lot of yelling and 500 DKP for Lich King. + 500 if ICC25hc finished in 2 hours or less.
    RS25n : 60dkp for Halion.
    RSh25c: 500 dkp ( 750 for 1 shot).

    LEADERSHIP:
    - Guild Master: Labistaja/Labilord/Labo/Labostaja/Labiwaffenss/Ruslan/Wanda
    - Officers: Krumlord/Alenadroy/Cronos/Trvekvlt/Krumthewhite, Navette/Boominator/Celwind/Tanak/Huntard, Vaahto/Veekasi/Bmag/Paithon/Conqistadork, Fanvasnygg/Fanvamage/Fanvakattig/Fanva..... just everything what starts with fanva.
    BASIC SET OF RULES
    1)Thou must have fun.
    2)Thou shall be ready to experience dark humour in large quantities.
    3)Thou shall not get butthurt if Thou's religion(if existant)/political view is mentioned/joked about/or implemented with dark humour.
    4)Thou shall be ready to raid while Raidcall is bombared with cancer music example
    5)Thou shall be online at least 15 minutes before the raid.
    6)Thou shall not bring elitist attitude. If Thou decides to be elitist, such as "Oh, I'm so good; I have X that achievement; You are all low", Thou
    shall be **** on, made fun of, dkp deducted, demoted.
    7)Thou SHALL NOT PLAY EDM ON RAIDCALL.
    8)Thou shall not set items and achievements as the main priority of the game. If Thou only seeks for previously mentioned, Thou might as well leave the guild.
    9)Thou shall not cry about an item or dkp.
    10)Thou must know, that the only forbidden topics in guild chat are: Horses, 9gag, League of Legends.
    11)Thou must not have a pair of extra chromosones.
    12)Thou must know: OYSTERS CLAMS AND COCKLES

    Ranks with descriptions:

    Labistaja- Ironically, the biggest jew, the only person who can take gold out of the bank, 50 shades of cyka bljat.
    Viceroy - Officers, second best kebab removers after Labistaja, can force you to piss against the wind.
    Raid Leader - "Junior officer" someone who can host raids && give out DKP. Usually the angriest folk.
    Centurion - Veteran members, can invite players to the guild, by default the best people to perform atrocities with.
    Core Raider - Raiders who have managed to be deemed worthy and those who do not spend time having a fiesta in the Defile.
    Raider - Those who survived Krumlord && Vaahto.
    Soldier - New recruit, nothing special to see here.
    A*al Exorcism - You do not want to be this rank
    Cleaning Lady - A rank to honor Popejohn's sister, rank for alts, socials, forgotten people and the mentally challenged.

    APPLICATION METHOD: send an ingame mail or a whisper to the GM or Officers described above and prepare to answer some questions regarding tactics and your life in general.
    Edited: March 15, 2016

  2. Sten in this post apocalyptic age you need an officer who is well versed in the fuhrer's teachings. You know wut to do .

  3. Respect for videos.
    That huya for VDW is huya for whole server.
    One of rare without abuse.
    GJ, hope so that you will count top numbers soon.


  4. Bump cus of lazy gm
    Bump because in this post-apocalyptic hour we have 3 new officers in our ranks.

  5. first 25 hc guild run after the reset got to vdw without wipes , need balance dudus sps with holy os and rets with holy os


  6. Bump for slacking guild.
    i know where you live come play or imma butcher you while you sleep

  7. [YT]ZrnRldUKqCI[/YT]
    I couldn't get it recorded but fortunately Crazybane did, so here's the video.
    First BANE done, composition:
    Samardzic(boomkin)
    Ruslan(Hunter, LABISTAJA)
    Navette(disc)
    Sea(paladin tank)
    Maeganfox[Jermaine(warrior)]
    Mechamia(mage)
    Conqistadork(rogue)
    Ganter(retri paladin)
    Agastyha(Holy paladin)
    Crazybane(warlock) //jesus christ please someone give this man some coins for rename

  8. Fak ju, Jermaine is dead, its Maeganfox now, bestest warr tonk eu

  9. jermaine send me a facecam ples


  10. Fak ju, Jermaine is dead, its Maeganfox now, bestest warr tonk eu
    At least you are no longer a ni..

    Yes, good tonk.


    Also terrible disappointed AT HOW GODDAMNED BADLY HACK AND SLACH PROCS COUGH COUGH

  11. VDW successfully healed, video coming soon!
    We used 2x holy paladins and 3x holy priests, well done people.

  12. no mention of high krumlord trying to kill everyone ? my ego is hurt

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