I leveled up in the small horde section of a predominantly Alliance server. My time in the faction was rough, especially in the early years. I had a few horde friends, but they always picked on me. Me, being the greeniest, and the noobest, I was an easy target. They were always jerks anyway. I remember a time when one of them was about to duel an Alliance kid. One of my “friends” sang “Alliance and horde, dueling again. If horde don’t win we all jump in.” I turned to him and asked, “But what if the Alliance guy is right?” because in the duel that was about to unfold, my friend was the ganker. My “friends” looked at me like I was crazy for not automatically supporting my own faction.
Years later, those friends stopped playing with me completely. I guess I wasn’t cool enough for them. I ended up befriending a group of Alliance guys on my zeppelin. They liked me because I liked the same music (Daler Mehdi’s debut album was my favorite at the time), and because I always had a deck of Hearthstone cards with me. I liked them because they didn’t pick on me, and because they stood up for me.
Years later, I figured it all out. The horde bois were always insecure, unsure of their position in bg chart, their skill, so they belittled me to make themselves feel better. The Alliance guys didn’t need to do that. They were confident, secure. As long as I knew my place was at the bottom of the recount, they treated me well. I was their horde boi, and they wouldn’t let anyone touch me. From then on, I noticed how naturally confident and secure in their masculinity Alliance Men are, and how often horde bois try to hard to prove their skill (and how often they fall short).
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My experience as a horde on the Icecrown realm
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not so cool story.
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TL;DR
1.) I was bullied by horde friends.
2.) All hordes are bullies.
3.) F*** horde.
*****. You certainly have a miserable life.
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Garona is that you?
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Yes, horde men are devoid of any initiative/masculinity/confidence. Alliance Men, on the other hand, shine in that department. One walk in Elwynn Forest and you'll just feel the testosterone oozing in the air, almost drown in it... Mmmmm, Alliance Man's sweat smell...
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You're not wrong, Lilyungreapz... Just the other day me and my WoW GF joined a BG looking to get some HKs and maybe achievements... Until a Black Alliance Man Death Knight (I don't remember his name but he was clearly African-American in complexion) 1-shotted me next to my GF. I was no threat to him...
He decided to spare my GF because I guess he liked her female blood elf looks... I'm not angry about him humiliating me in front of my GF, he couldn't have known how I feel about the horde faction... And besides, that's what Alliance Men do. They put horde bois in their place...
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Too bad these forums are dead nowadays, I am sure you would get a lot of angry preteens a year ago though.
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omg it's cenarius
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you guys are rly weird roleplayers
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may i suggest you try https://www.zynga.com/games/farmville . they have plenty of grapes you can turn into more whine.
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What are u talknig about. That's so outdated.
Try Penguin Club.
http://www.clubpenguin.com/
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ah my mistake. been a while since i updated my carebear gaming knowledge. will file that link for future reference :)
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I for one liked the story
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Why are the forums dead btw? I noticed it too, i make a topic and 1 week later it has 3 views... like wtf?
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