you guys: but why???

me: no reason, i'm ****in tired and wanted to make a ****ty Spongebob reference just because. you're welcome and good night.

*goes into bedroom and passes out, but misses the god damn matress so i get put in like, a coma or some **** like that, or atleast knocked the **** out like i was fighting and got crane kicked by bruce lee from the 80's or something*