For once in my life I'm experiencing being the minority lately, with my status as an American (I'm too used to our domination of Reddit!). I've been running a lot of 5-mans with various western Europeans who presumably work 2nd shift or have insomnia (given the 4-6am server time I play).
I've set the goal for myself to teach these fellow warmaners some of my native english idioms in the best way possible - humor! (it should be noted that I play intoxicated often enough)
At any rate, when I inevitably get left behind in the chatbox full of cyrillic or gaj's latin...I merely start responding with one liners that I can think of. After several attempts, I finally had one fine fellow ask what I meant after one, and he was greatly interested in hearing more.
What are some nice clean (or dirty, I guess I don't care) simple jokes to share that would transcend cultures (i.e. probably nothing to do with our politics or geography)?
What did the fish say when it runs into a wall? -DAM!
If America changed from Imperial pounds to Metric kilograms overnight, would it create mass confusion?
I just made up a brand new word! -plagiarism!
My mom got upset when I told her a joke about being fat. -She really needs to lighten up!
What did the one tectonic plate say when it ran into the other? -Sorry, that's my fault!