Lets make topic without any flame , shall wee ?!
Fell free to post your noob jokes here ;)
I start first :D
Two tauran are sitting at a bar. A female tauran passes by and the first tauran says "moo". The second tauran says "I was gonna say that!".
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Lets make topic without any flame , shall wee ?!
Fell free to post your noob jokes here ;)
I start first :D
Two tauran are sitting at a bar. A female tauran passes by and the first tauran says "moo". The second tauran says "I was gonna say that!".
That was shocking.Quote:
Originally Posted by HellThrone
Yo mama so fat, chain lightning hit her twice.
Those were both bad....
And I don't have a joke sorry.
Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: They paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.
Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!
Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples
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Originally Posted by Jake9o2
Fail more, you just changed a couple words in the original /silly command in game for the taurens.
You know you're addicted to WoW when you go to a graveyard or cemetery and wonder, "Why the hell doesn't anyone just res?"
Mine favourite so far hehe:
Yo' mama's so fat when I shadowstepped her I got a ****ing loading screen!
Blood dk is a decent pvp spec.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own expansion.
Yo mama so fat, it took two warlocks to summon her.
Also, one from early WoW; what do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.
http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts
Classic, nuff said. Some ripoffs from Norris facts, but still, full of gems like:
Quote:
Saurfang has a skull instead of a level. Those who try to raid him have skulls instead of heads.
Quote:
Thrall is Saurfang's vanity pet.
Quote:
High Overlord Saurfang can polymorph, except instead of a sheep, he turns you into a corpse.
What's the difference between a 10 man pug and a 25 man pug?
There's 15 more ******s in the 25 man!
Yo momma so ugly even Illidan said he wasn't prepared.
What do you call 10 paladins in a lake?
A bubble bath.
Yo mama so fat, The Sunken Temple sank bcause of her.