Hello,
My name is Secret Santa (Aliance). My job is to equip every Stormwind citizen with knifes. Knifes means safety, safety is good, therefor knifes are good. They can help you to protect your loved ones. You never know when that one kinky priest creeps into your house and tries to take away your kids. Do you remember that blood elf who was flirting with your husband last night in tavern? With my knifes, these scenarios doesn't have to haunt you anymore! Forged by the greatest blacksmiths of Azeroth from the best quality steel. You might be asking: Santa, what is the price? I sure cant effort it.; Everyone can effort my knifes. And why? Because they are completely free of charge! For 0 gold 0 silver and 0 copper, I am providing you protection greater than Durex would be ever able to provide!
I am roaming around Stormwind and from time to time I might be standing next to Dragon Soul raid entrance (It is dangerous place and by now you already know what can keep you safe)
If you think that mace would do better job, worry you shall not! I have also large collection of finest maces!
I am starting this friday!

