Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't give the wrong answer, you ask the wrong question

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

To train his mind every morning Chuck Norris counts from one to infinity and backwards.

When Chuck Norris was bitten by a zombie he didn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turned into Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was the only one who convinced his gramma that he is not hungry