[A] The Silverguard

Sup.

The Silverguard is a new militant order loyal to its supreme leader Mjolmir Snailhammer and following his dream of taking over the world (of warcraft).

Our name suggests that we are guarding something. Indeed we are. We guard the world from itself. So we have to save it by taking over.

The first step though is reaching level 80. So currently we are leveling, creating a nice and friendly community full of jokes ****s and giggles to throw off any suspicion. Doing instances, group quests, sharing fat loots and mats and knowledge, we found out that made our leveling experience less painful.

Soon the next step of our plan will come up. Raiding the houses of Viking and Dead dudes and stealing their stuff. When our appetite for stealing stuff from npcs is sated enough and we are all dressup like noblemen and princesses then it will be the time for the next phase.

Paying a visit to Disneylandmas. There we will celebrate halloween dressed up as knights and wizards and ****. We gonna murder some fools and eat candy and get even more costumes for our dudes. We will keep doing that until magical dwarven kingdom of cthulhu releases and thankfully we will end up paying a visit to the Lizzle ma Kingzzle Arthas dude.

So yeah, we would love some cloth witch..eeeh I mean mages and satan worshiping locks. Some butterknife ninjas, aka rogues, would help aswell. Condom shamans are welocme too, basically anything but we are kinda full of tanks (really lots of balls in the guild).

Being a good lad and having a sense of humor are mandatory.

Oh yeah, we also have a guild bank.

tl;dr join my guild kthxbye /w Mjolmir (Supreme Leader), Bolmir (mjolmir's *****), Timeiess (the only adult liking death knights), Liebe (cause **** you Liebe for editing my public notes), Belair (cool dude actually).