Reports Of Mysterious Cult Activity On Lordaeron (H)

Often seen in battlegrounds, close to high-level dungeons and arenas - these individuals are characterized by survivors as 'completely lacking of empathy and any signs of self-control whatsoever.' They spend most of their time feasting on the wailing bones and flesh of their opponents, grinding corpse-meat and swinging rotten body parts at passing civilians. Led by a notorious crew of old-school, gladiator level AT players, these men and women have been found terrorizing Lordaeron, mostly targeting the likes of wandering gold beggars, roleplayers and weaboos: dissecting their corpses; kidnapping gnomes for their personal entertainment, stealing ice cream from human male paladin players and more... The people of Lordaeron just call them - the <Bodysnatchers>.

Word has it that they're now recruiting fresh, ripe boys and girls to serve the deathcult's agenda and bring everlasting pain, suffering and many lulz to the dwellers of the realm.

To join up, one must be matured over level 70, have a strong, healthy appetite and send an in-game mail to 'Torchbearer', clearly stating their NAME, CLASS, SPECIALIZATION, PROFESSION(S) and one random item of their choosing as symbolic offering.

Expect to be answered relatively soon.

We're just -dying- to meat you, troublemakers.