Timeless Isle and the horrors it brings

I got my ban lifted after half a year after ranting about no updates yaaaay.

Anyways, I've stopped playing since and now I came back. I found out they released the Isles in Pandaria and got hard because that means more mounts! (I'm a sucker for mounts). The thing is, I never was a good player, especially when it comes to pvp and ESPECIALLY because I forgot almost everything about my toons. So naturally I log in, come rushing to Timeless Isle to start working my tushie off for dem mounts ayy lmao and I come to see that the mobs are kinda OP for me PLUS I need to duck and dodge the trigger happy ally players who will, I repeat, will KILL ON SIGHT. Blood thirsty virgins...so any tips on how to survive and complete the quests without thinking of suicide? Thanks.

Yours truly,
Uncle BobeSin

Get some people together and take revenge. If u have a guild some ppl might be up for it.

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Originally Posted by Baniel

Get some people together and take revenge. If u have a guild some ppl might be up for it.

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Meh, I'm not very known in my guild, so all the long time friends chat in /g, when people like me speak on /g, we just get ignored, so yeah xD

3 things: ally And horde (once i tagged everyone and got them all down in 1 hour, incl 1v3 gy zerg xd), 2nd just watch their abilities, the idea is they are like mini-rdf bosses, just be careful with aoe and self-buffs... and ya, just find some fellows on general: timeless isle, or go together (best in party) with someone from ShaoHao (or go spriest or lock), and 3rd, change guild :)

P.s. Bloody coins, you got it right actually

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Originally Posted by BobeSin

I got my ban lifted after half a year after ranting about no updates yaaaay.

Anyways, I've stopped playing since and now I came back. I found out they released the Isles in Pandaria and got hard because that means more mounts! (I'm a sucker for mounts). The thing is, I never was a good player, especially when it comes to pvp and ESPECIALLY because I forgot almost everything about my toons. So naturally I log in, come rushing to Timeless Isle to start working my tushie off for dem mounts ayy lmao and I come to see that the mobs are kinda OP for me PLUS I need to duck and dodge the trigger happy ally players who will, I repeat, will KILL ON SIGHT. Blood thirsty virgins...so any tips on how to survive and complete the quests without thinking of suicide? Thanks.

Yours truly,
Uncle BobeSin

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Just for curious, were you killed by some obese stalker dwarf named celtar?

http://i.imgur.com/mZECJFa.png

Mmm no sry xd
though, got killed by the guards in the Celestial Court, as i didnt notice they are still a little angry xd

For those that actually have this issue, there is an efficient way to deal with those monkey spankers, the personal army, which requires to collect all those rare mobs trinks like the Captain Zvezdan's Lost Leg that spawn 10 mins mobs to assist u, u can do that in order to easy farm without relying on others as well, although it requires allot of patience to obtain them. Multiboxing is another option but it requires a stronk PC especially for MOP which is a crappy performance friendly xpack. I hate relying on ppl so i always find ways to deal with it on my own, MOP unlike previous expansions offer more flexible options when it comes to handle problems independently.

What the fk are you doing in timeless??
Fastest way of obtaining gear is:farm bgs and rdf (the JP to HP sistem is working).
Get 522 pvp with honor (I did it for a fresh alt in about 4 days)
You will have trouble with timeless gankers either way since ppl are 550 ilvl already but this gives you a chance.

GL and HF

Damn if I were to count how many people I killed in Timeless because I am a dick