<Heathens> mentally ill alliance guild.
<Heathens>
Hear my call brothers and sisters. Are you tired of 6kgs guilds that wipe on gunship norm? Tired of guilds that fos pos farm non stop, but never Make progress in ICC. Tired of social guilds that sit around in Dalaran doing nothing? Or Maybe you're tired of GM's that require 6kgs to join, but bring their 4.5k gs alts to the main guild runs?
My name is Curunis, GM of <Heathens> And I'd like to invite you to swing on by and take charge of your playtime. Therefore I've formed a guild based on the following beliefs.
A guild Master must lead by example.
Everyone has to start somewhere
A guild is only as strong as it's weakest member.
Bacon is epic!
Clothing is optional AND NOT REQUIRED! Giggity!
We accept all regardless of skill/gear. We want to provide a safe haven to both the hardcore raiders, and the casual players. However raid spots will only be given to those who are willing to learn and earn their spot.
We're currently looking for core members for our weekly main raids.
Our Officers are highly experienced and consist of
A GM that never logs on
The fat but hot sounding woman that plays a mage but only melees with her staff (the GM thinks he has a chance so he promoted her)
The guild tank that is always afk for a cigarette IN THE MIDDLE OF A PULL!
The one dude who you can't hear on voice
The Warrior that has more int and spirit than our healers
The awesome dps that breathes heavy and you're pretty sure you hear animal pron in the background
If interested in joining just do a /who of our online members or visit our guild website for more info.
