LFG Botanic heroic, words cannot describe what is happening 24/7 every group
Not about to make a wall of text but probably is gonna happen, normally I don't feel the need to post this kind of thing anyway - but I feel there is potential benefit and I need to preserve my sanity
Earlier today joined a group for bot heroic, mainly for last boss loot and rep throughout since close to exalted, and not about to do Arca heroic. Group is me(druid)/holy priest/hunter/sp/prot warrior, so not the best comp eu already, I confirm in party chat that people have at least cleared this dungeon once, since I don't want to waste time
This is the 10th or so attempt/group I'm on for finishing bot heroic, which I haven't cleared to date on Warmane. I go in with high hopes and a positive attitude, even though it became very clear very quickly the healer was new to priest or tired, the hunter refused to shutup or at least write things relevant to the instance and wasn't great at traps, and the tank was tired or some form of brain afk. The sp was fine.
After preventing a near wipe on trash before first boss (lol) I kind of could tell it would be a rough ride to last boss, but I wasn't prepared for what would happen later on. First boss required a fear rotation and me offtanking and picking up adds that were trying to rape the clothies, but we managed to kill it. 2 wipes between this boss and 2nd boss. Healer begins to whine "2hours and we're only on 2nd boss" on the way there.
We kill 2nd boss and wipe 1 or 2 times on the trash following because a) the healer refused to jump down on the platform in 3rd boss room and pulled aggro, making it impossible for tank to intervene or w/e, not only this but they insisted in /p on standing there for whatever reason b) at this point morale is dropping because of silly wipes, the hunter is going on and on writing song lyrics in party chat c) no real cc so I'm offhealing/offtanking a ton
Before tank pulls I mention "chains" referring to boss abliity that ports/traps/rapes random player who will need healing, and healer doesn't understand since they never did it before so I quickly explain both need to run out of AoE and heal chains, we kill the boss
Prior to this around 1st 2nd boss I was polite with every member of the party, noticed hunter's pet was an anime reference and said something friendly, was receiving /cheer for preventing wipe after tank died on trash, and chain-innervating healer however I sensed something deeply wrong with hunter/healer/tank
At this point tank is probably beyond tired/brain afk or whichever it is, doesn't pull properly on the gene-splicer et al packs and this is where the SP rages hard and leaves. Tank doesn't take the liberty of excusing himself and we're all outside instance at this point, prior to this I had been pming the healer, who I figured was the least challenged something like "if you want to replace someone do it now, while trash has NOT reset so the group still retains some attractiveness" (pretty sad that this should be a concern tbh but w/e) mainly because the hunter was writing some serious RP stuff after 1st boss like "Princess Mononoke shaped my ideology on romance" which I chose not to respond to
At some point during post-2nd boss trash the sp was agitated and told tank to "wait" before pull even though he had full mana, the healer also had full mana but wrote "wait" literally to **** with tank, so I just say "pls pull" or "can we pull" to which the hunter says I should calm down or something equally dumb, I also wrote "go, they're being autists" with no intention of insulting them but getting to group to focus and move on and finish the instance
The hunter was offended by this somehow even though I wasn't even referring to him, though his autism was self-evident anyway
After group died, this screenshot is what happened, names removed to preserve whatever dignity remains/privacy:
http://i.imgur.com/2yLbdMK.jpg
Yes, the tank was norwegian which I have a decent command of as an American, yes I was literally trying to build positive rapport with the group for 90% of the dungeon only for 90% of them to display total ignorance/social immaturity
While trying to get the priest to tell the hunter who ignored/kicked me to invite me so we could finish with a clean slate and no disagreements, it became apparent the healer didn't understand trash would eventually reset. They never invited me despite the priest's supposed efforts, filled the group and killed 4th boss but disbanded after. Then he pms me "it reset lol"
This is the 3rd time I've been stuck with a heroic ID for this instance for the sole reason that the players I've happened to group with have little understanding of either their class, the instance itself, or how to communicate as a mature adult or within the context of WoW.
If you're reading this and you know you have the ability to clear a pretty easy heroic, not including the bugged adds on last boss, or know people willing to do it next reset (i won't ask you to join this ID at this point because I already tried and people a) can't read that trash respawned b) fail in more ways, so I don't want to be disrepectful to brained players) please pm me here on the forum.
tl;dr so many awful players on alliance, it boggles my mind that it's taken 5+ different groups to not even finish this heroic
edit: took me personally 7 different groups before I finished bm normal for kara attunement, but in bm normal's defense: you're quite hard atm for a variety of reasons
