[A} Dalaran Pre School - oceania zone
Alright Losers i heard you.
you'r the old player who is in pacific/asia time zone and just cant find a guild?
i mean who can put in multiple hours Every Single Day in our late 20s / 30s right?
its not like we dont have a life??? *sob
do you just wanna bum around and have some fun?
well this guild is for you.
THERE ARE VERY STRICT RULES ON THE QUALIFICATIONS OF MEMBERS.
its All in the guild name.
You are Eligible to Join ONLY IF you are:
Male/Female Gnomes
Female Human
Female Dwarf
Female Night Elf
.. see where we are going?
Male Night Elf DRUID* - MUST Stay in Animal form AT ALL TIMES- mascot/stuffed animals are acceptable.
*MAYBE
Male Human - Only Classes with a Robe. ie. mage, priest, warlock
Male Night Elf - Robes Only. druid(*) , priest
Male dwarf Only with a short beard- we'll just count you as a hormone disorder kid.
*preferred naming rule
Gnomes with toddler names like Liljimmy, Scotty etc.
Female teachers with names like MrsWall, MsLouis etc.
are greatly appreiciated.
*Ultimate Goal
screen shot of Lich king Down surrounded by the kindergarten kids running around.
it should happen by the year 2020 or even before Putin took over the world if we work extra hard.
*Drama is acceptable cos, well, its pre school.
*if you care about ANYTHING else, raid progress, boss loot, achievement etc.
its probably a good idea to stay away.
*ONLY I (the guild master) will be rolling
-a male Draenei with a mustache and hairy legs. and i'll be a priest *SMASH*
just kidding, i'll roll a shaman as main for the possible shortage.
seriously tho,
i know i havent talked about raid rules and systems,
but if you have a big enough heart to waste your time with me doing all this non-sense and make it to a raid,
i dont think there'll be much of a problem at all.
its more like a project so, see what you guys think, ideas are welcome
we'll probly be short of hunters/shamans, or ANY player for that matter.
WELL DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE? GET TO YOUR CLASSROOMS YOU PUMPKIN SLAVES.
leave a message here if you're interested, cos im not online everyday.
wait what
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i know.
