A letter to the Horde. FOR THE ALLIANCE
Greetings Horde,
King Cacelle and His Fellow Cacelleians have noted your presence at Stormwind.
You have committed several acts of treason towards your King
and ruler Cacelle The Omnipotent and for this you must now pay!
In order for the Cacellefian Execution Squad to be able to do their job, you are
hereby ordered to Caccele's hand in Eastern Plague Lands (Tyr's Hand, according to the old maps, CORRECT IT ALREADY WARMANE).
Upon your arrival, you will be escorted to the cellar in the main keep
Casa Caccelfian, where you will be tortured and mutilated until you disclose the names,
classes, races and specs of your accomplices.
Your Torturer of the evening, will be King Cacelle The Omnipotent, properly dressed
for the occasion. No wine will be served, but I am sure whine will be heard once we
get you into the Iron Maiden.
IF YOU HOWEVER manage to incapacitate His Highness King Cacelle before the act can
commence, you will receive a full pardon and the Cacelleian Warmongers will
not attack you first at every given encounter, but will put you in line as number 2
or 3, depending on the constallations.
AND!! The Cacelleian Troubadours will write you a battle hymn, in recognition of
your efforts.
HOWEVER!!! You must come alone! Any outside interference will null and void the
agreement.
As King Cacelle is a generous King, you are allowed to name the time for your
execution or redemption. If the date and time check ok with the Royal Dayplanner,
we will commence as stated above.
His Highness is looking forward to the execution.
Dress code: suit that can take a stain.
Hail And K!LL
King Cacelle The Omnipresent
Furthermore all your cities and your hordlings that don't attend will be met by the sword every single day. Especially the low level warriors which we will hand so they don't level up and serve the Horde army. Everywhere and everyday. You might have noticed our Presence in Orgrimmar the past few days, killing everything and all low levels included. This will continue untill further notice.
Something from today : (aFTER 1 HOUR KILLING IN ORGRIMMAR)
https://i.imgur.com/UACmR7c.jpg
