Time to laugh!!!! Tell us some of your best NOOB stories.
I'm curious what are some of your top noob stories. I started in TBC and rolled a priest. My profs were skinning and enchanting.. why? because those are the two profession trainers in Tirisfal Glades lol one on the road and the other in the Brill Inn. I didn't know what weapon to use I did figure out i need INT thankfully.
I didn't know I had talent points till around level 26. That was a gamechanger. Unfortunately there was no LFG and I rolled a priest I got a whjsper at least once an hour asking me to heal. LOL Didn't know wtf they were talking about no thx I'm good.
I kept seeing people asking for tanks, I legit thought something big was happening like a huge war with the alliance and we needed vehicles of course.
I almost quit the game because I couldn't find my corpse. I was a ghost for almost an entire day and almost smashed m monitor (I was having a few beers though) My friend told me to follow the arrow. (I joined to play with 2 IRL friends)
I guarantee I would have quit. LOL I of course felt like a tool but was so happy to be alive again
I also just about quit the game because I got lost and COULD NOT find the entrance to the deadmines. I ran around for at least an hour. Back then you couldn't just hop on youtube and watch a handheld tutorial about anything. Now theres one for every quest!
The funniest thing I ever saw was when I grouped with a rogue while questing years later on a new toon doing the hillsbrad farmer miner hacket quests. He was there i invited him. I saw in recount that he did virtually zero dmg so I inspected him. He was wearing intellect gear and was just a mess using a grey weapon! His talents weren't in one tree but all spread out.
I took him to UC bought him all the cheap decent gear on the ah (I had gold to burn) I gave him gold to respec and told him what to do basically. All this cause he said he loved the game but had no idea what he was doing. Long story short we became friends he was actually super smart (despite his gear lol) and was a software engineer in Seattle
Fast forward a year later and he was the GM of the #3 raiding guild on server ROFLCOPTER. Later on when priest got nerfed AGAIN I had enough and he bought my account. Hahaha funny how things work sometimes.