[H][English] <The Flat Azeroth Society> might just be for you!

Looking for a less serious guild? Looking for folks to talk to so you're not playing alone? Take a moment to look over our questionnaire.

Have you ever wondered why your damage was low then realized you were fighting with your fishing pole?
Are you still playing just because you want to get the Chef's Hat?
Are you the type of person that enjoys doing the professions and filling the guild bank up with crafted things nobody else ever uses
Do you have several accounts just to mule all your extra junk?
Do you go through zones wondering why the designers gave no thought to structural engineering?
Do you stop and read the books in dungeons?
Have you bought fast flying and only an hour later realized you forgot to buy a fast mount?
Have you ever tried to get exalted with Oracles and Frenzyheart just because they're both just so damn cute?
Do you take part in the Argent Tournament because you actually think it's "fun"?
Did it take you 30 days of /played time to have your first lvl 80?
Do you get teary each time you take "Kyle's Gone Missing!"?
When you were new did you get on the wrong blimp only to find yourself in Northrend?
Do you /love all the critters you meet?
Did you level cooking just to have Critter Bites?
At lvl80 do you go back to the starting area and act like you lost your memory?
Do you re-watch "The Guild" regularly?
Is being drunk in-game a requirement to raid for you?
Have you even wondered how we have steam-powered robots and yet still beat each other up with swords?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above then we just might be the guild for you! :D

Message any member for an invite. Thanks!