[H][English] <The Flat Azeroth Society> has a few questions to ask you.

Looking for a less serious guild?
Looking for folks to talk to so you're not playing alone?
Take a moment to look over our questionnaire, you just might fit in with us.

Have you ever wondered why your damage was low then realized you were fighting with your fishing pole?
Are you still playing just because you want to get the Chef's Hat?
Are you the type of person that enjoys doing the professions and filling the guild bank up with crafted things nobody ever uses?
Do you have several accounts just to mule all your extra junk?
Do you go through zones wondering why the designers gave no thought to structural engineering?
Do you stop and read the books in dungeons?
Have you bought fast flying and only an hour later realized you forgot to buy a fast mount?
Have you ever tried to get exalted with Oracles and Frenzyheart just because they're both just so damn cute?
Do you take part in the Argent Tournament because you actually think it's "fun"?
Did it take you 30 days of /played time to have your first lvl 80?
Do you get teary each time you take "Kyle's Gone Missing!"?
When you were new did you get on the wrong blimp only to find yourself in Northrend?
Do you /love all the critters you meet?
Did you level cooking just to have Critter Bites?
At lvl80 do you go back to the starting area and act like you lost your memory?
Do you re-watch "The Guild" regularly?
Is being drunk in-game a requirement to raid for you?
Have you even wondered how we have steam-powered robots and yet still beat each other up with swords?
Do you mine the Dark Iron Ore in your Molten Core runs because it "Might come in handy someday?"
Have you been fishing for Old Crafty for years?
Does the idea of trying to catch Old Ironjaw make you weak in the knees?
Do you wish Murlocs could be tamed?
Do you think it's wrong that centaurs and worgen cannot be skinned?
Do you want a "/punt" emote for use on Gnomes?
Do you have over 100 epic uncut gems, "Just in case"?
Do you engage in "Compulsive Cartography" because all places MUST be mapped?
Have you noticed how the lids to the guild bank vaults in Orgrimmar don’t fit the bases?

If you answered "yes" to any of the above then we just might be the guild for you!

Message any member for an invite.

Thanks!