12ST weekend raiding at the Krusty Krab Klann

We are looking for new members to join our core group creating a formidable barrier against Plankton stealing the Krabby Patty burger plans. We are international guild and looking to expand towards gamers from other planets, inside and outside our solar system. Please request /ginvite from Grandmaleg or Angermanager.

We will get back to you after thorough investigation of your criminal records.

Kindly do not fart while you wait.

Regards,
Eugene Krabbs.

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Not filthy scum Alliance.

Horde!