Guess things never turn out the way you want or expect them to.
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Guess things never turn out the way you want or expect them to.
Like today I met this girl.............................................. .......................................When she turned around and I saw her.............My jaw just broke off and fell to the ground. One of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen and she was incredibly sweet. But her father was standing by her side and he gave me a death stareQuote:
Originally Posted by Sycrilla
Not only did he stare right through me but he had planned a 100 different ways of killing me in that 20 minute conversation I had with his daughter.
He would of ripped my ears and fingers off and stomped my chest in :|
I miss her already :'|
But ah well :'|
Plenty of more fish in the sea, right? :'|
right? :'|
RIGHT??? :"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|||||||||||| |||||||||||||"""""""""
Not all of the fish are as appealing though.
:'|Quote:
Originally Posted by Sycrilla
y u brek mi hert?
y men?
y :'""""""""""""""""||||||||||||||||
Man the battle stations and RETURN DEATH STARE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lollerskatez
If he stared any harder I would of gotten blood cancer. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by LiNkZoR
Then become his friend. Talk about all the manly flordian adventures you have gone through, how you got lost in the swamp with nothing but a tooth pick and a rubber band and you survived for eight weeks and killed two crocigators. Then talk about your f350 converted to a boat, and how you once went to cuba and back for some cigars.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lollerskatez
I gave him the cigars.Quote:
Originally Posted by LiNkZoR
He never went.
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Also tell him about almost being hit aNd killed by a boat!
on any "florida stories" you must add the word "shark" at least once
Not only a shark, but a shark with frickken lazer beams attached to it's head.Quote:
Originally Posted by Antalar
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Loller, have I ever told you that my favorite food is sushi?
guys y u always have to derail the threads? D:
I'm in the absolutely funniest Skype call I think I've ever been in right now.
Let's just say a friend of ours is speaking through Terminal.
The early stages were a bit tricky for me, just because I can't into banelings and carrygun doesn't have those REALLY nice skills.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abracadavra
Once I got Roaches to vile though, everything got easier. That slow is ridiculous.