I'm a better rogue. You can't pick pocket your heroes.
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I'm a better rogue. You can't pick pocket your heroes.
Maybe.
But it hurts. So I get the right to complain about my situation.
And I also cook "real food". I can make bolognese sauce, stew, oven-cooked steak with tomato-sauce potatoes and rosemary, everything chicken, including asian dishes, rice with duck-leg-and-wing-meat, peas and pork, etc.
I can make desserts too. I can make crepes, brownies and most cakes.
But that doesn't mean I have the time/patience to always do them. I'd rather just cook fries and eggs every morning.
Fingers make great sausage replacements.
What people who eat my food don't know won't hurt them ;)
Get in line.
You're not the only one who wants me.
But I'm the only one who will get you.
Finding a meme for that will take a while...