Confessions

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Originally Posted by Lawl

It'll buy my love though :'|

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That's enough for like, five large Cokes from McDonalds :'|







You're not worth that much :'''|

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Originally Posted by Shiina

That's enough for like, five large Cokes from McDonalds :'|







You're not worth that much :'''|

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****...........I would sell my body right now for a large coke from McDonalds :'|

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Originally Posted by Lawl

****...........I would sell my body right now for a large coke from McDonalds :'|

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Deal :'|

Meet me in the alley :|

I'm going to go there.......While crying :'|


Hoping you're actually a very attractive girl that used a really good voice changing program when you were on Ventrillo :'|


And I'll still cry :''''''|

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Originally Posted by Lawl

I'm going to go there.......While crying :'|


Hoping you're actually a very attractive girl that used a really good voice changing program when you were on Ventrillo :'|


And I'll still cry :''''''|

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I'll send you feet pics if it makes you feel better :'|

The awkward moment when a hot girl is willing to send you feet pics but her only flaw is that she has manly feet so you express your disgust and never talk to her again :|

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Originally Posted by Lawl

The awkward moment when a hot girl is willing to send you feet pics but her only flaw is that she has manly feet so you express your disgust and never talk to her again :|

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Don't make fun of me :''''''''''''''|

You have manly feet you disgusting freak :|

You're probably some dude in his 40s that lives in his moms basement :|

#nevertalkingtoyouagain

#everagain :|

I would read the book about what's just happened.

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Originally Posted by Ptolemy

I would read the book about what's just happened.

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What? :|

msg2shortandsexy4theforum

If someone wrote a boom about Lawl throwing unwilling members of a chat forum into an arena to fight to the death with the threat of an avalanche of cookies and possibly drowning in milk hanging over them, and then have Link save the day with hired Mexican fatsos, I'd buy it.

Best seller right there :|

Someone find Fiery and ASK her if she could start writing it c:

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Originally Posted by Lawl

You must have **** cars that can't break. And, I'd like to see you take classes on how to drive a motorcycle and perform a perfect "emergency" break on a motorcycle in a serious situation. I'd like to see how that would turn out and I would like to see your road rash and your trashed bike.

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Incoming magical word:

PRACTICE.

I started driving a car at 20 km/h while ****ting my pants over all the sheer power I hold in my hands.

Now I go fast and am not afraid of anything but mooses.


I think I'll start by ****ting my pants while braking a motorcycle from 20 km/h speed and eventually I'll break no sweat braking from 100 km/h and beyond.

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Originally Posted by Gabrantus

Incoming magical word:

PRACTICE.

I started driving a car at 20 km/h while ****ting my pants over all the sheer power I hold in my hands.

Now I go fast and am not afraid of anything but mooses.


I think I'll start by ****ting my pants while braking a motorcycle from 20 km/h speed and eventually I'll break no sweat braking from 100 km/h and beyond.

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Men.....we'll continue this later today.......................................

For now..........

Just fly...

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For some reason I hear 'Brake on a motorcycle' and think of GTA style where you brake and get violently thrown off to crash land 100 feet away.