I don't know why you would even want to bother, to be honest. I bought my dad a card and a $20 Amazon gift card, and he can be happy with that. I'm just glad the he works today, meaning he'll be sleeping all day and leaves at 6:30 for work tonight.
Well... I'll just leave it at "You already know what I think of your parents."
You're just *slightly* underestimating some people's lives. Some of us actually have parents that couldn't give two ****s about us.

