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First time I'm really shy in a relationship because the girl is very shy after a month too. Talked to her about it, barely get a respons. What do spam section?
the word 'sandwich' came to my mind.....
Find out why she's still shy. O_o
Are you guys talking/going out often?
1 leave the spam section
2 go outside
3 set up a date
4 french-kiss her hard like you never did in your life or in other past lives
5 ????
6 profit like hell
alternatively
4 french-kiss her hard like you never did in your life or in other past lives
5 she calls the cops
6 run like hell
7 get caught
8 ????
9 prison hoe
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You see, once upon a time, Myrrh dated a fairly cute and really shy girl.
There was a school presentation in the auditorium on safe driving. Myrrh and the girl sat next to each other. Halfway during the presentation, there was a demonstration on how damaging hitting a civilian at 30mph could be. It was tested on a dummy filled with jelly.
Myrrh's girlfriend laughed hysterically once the dummy was hit. She was the only one to do so.
Later, Myrrh found out that she was completely insane. She even created a family with herself, Myrrh, and their kids on the Sims.
Shy girls are secretly insane.
Be careful out there, comrade.
Ummm Myrrh, bro, ditching insane girls is worst than letting them ditch u....
Big example: French girl, pretty, but insane to the point of kiling... here's the girl i am talking about
Anyone here know their movies? I'm trying to find a movie that is French (I think). It has MANY different directors. Each director made like a 5 minute scene. Some were funny, some were sad, some were cool.
I've seen some of them but I want to watch the whole thing.
:'|
when in doubt, trust in google and "s
Edit: I got "Paris, je t'aime" when I did a search
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All praise to our Lord, Google.