Share something pointless about your life!

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Originally Posted by Mirmulnir

If a girl doesn;t respond well to my feelings towards her (aka if she turns me down and stuff) I actually assume it's because she thinks I'm so awesome / good looking that I'm literally out of her league and she thinks she's never good / beautiful enough for me.

... speaking about delusional mega ego....

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I think we're brothers....


Except I'm not delusional because I am perfect :|

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Originally Posted by Lollerskatez

I'm not delusional

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Originally Posted by Lollerskatez

I am perfect :|

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10/10 would read again

Women, as far as the eye can see swarm my house every morning. Just to get a glimpse of my perfection.


My life is difficult but this is what happens when you're gods gift to women :|

I do it for them :'|

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Originally Posted by Lollerskatez

My life is difficult

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Perfect godborn master race demigod-human beings have it the hard way. My life is so hard having to deal with all these Victoria's Secret models trying to get me while owning the most successful business in the world :(

I'm glad that there is someone else in the world that understands :'|

http://i.imgur.com/IpYX4a1.jpg

****, I punched my monitor too hard but my perfection fixed it. :|

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Originally Posted by Lollerskatez

****, I punched my monitor too hard but my perfection fixed it. :|

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I bet once you touched it, the monitor suddenly transformed into the best ****ing awesome monitor in the world. Hitting it actually makes it better because the Gods favor their master race offspring. The world is cruel, I know.

Damnit.................A girl outside claimed that she was my friend and was just executed by the others.



I told them to cut that **** out.


#perfectionproblems #2mchswag

You guys are hilarious.

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Originally Posted by Lollerskatez

Damnit.................A girl outside claimed that she was my friend and was just executed by the others.



I told them to cut that **** out.


#perfectionproblems #2mchswag

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Exactly. We, godborn, are kind and merciful people. We think about others and no one is more a friend to us than others. Who claims that will be executed.... for we are kind demigod master race. You are all equal mortals in our perfect eyes.

So much sacrifice for the good of others. All this perfection tires me.

2mchpurfekchun

http://i.imgur.com/o44Fbym.jpg

I will let you praise your perfectness in peace. But remember, I got a whole bowl of sherries and strawberries.

I recommend hiding because the women outside just saw what you posted and they're after you :|

I wanted to be a train conductor once