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Originally Posted by Ajax

But in reality i've learned a number of martial arts and fashioned them into an MMA "Style" if you. For example, I take basic techniques of judo and mix them in with intermediate techniques of Muay Thai (Not so much as the form looks sloppy and rough, but just to spice up the combat so that i'm not as... "Mainstream" or however you'd put it as any other Muay Thai student.

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You'd have to be 30 years old or a genius to have trained far enough to be able to mix Muay Thai and Judo together so that it works.

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Originally Posted by Gabrantus

You'd have to be 30 years old or a genius to have trained far enough to be able to mix Muay Thai and Judo together so that it works.

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You'd think that, but no. All you have to do is take the two pieces and smoothen them out. I got a total of 10 hours of sleep that week trying to smooth out the technique (Note: I don't repeatedly do moves over and over until they get right, i write **** down piece by piece and note every move i do and what it felt liek etc etc.) Once you keep practicing and not rage at it being hard to do, you can really do anything that easily. I don't do it often though, else i'd have the hair of an 80 yr old due to the stress from having to concentrate so hard.

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Originally Posted by Mirmulnir

Too many people make that mistake and it certainly didn't look like you were trolling.

Anyway, I only use judo for the insane twisting and rupturing moves and techniques.... like you know, when you don't want to kill your opponent, but break his arms and legs and reduce them to jell-o.
In a street fight, box is a must. I think it's the most useful martial art when it comes to real, unexpected, non-staged fights. And combine it with judo (judo goes well with everything) you can really **** up any mugger or drunkard or anyone who tries to **** up your night :P

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Did you know NO MMA fighter can beat a Boxer in the ring? Just a fun fact.

PS: That's why my trolling causes so much rage. It doesn't normally sound like it until i explain it lol... will be the end of me i guess

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Originally Posted by Ajax

You'd think that, but no. All you have to do is take the two pieces and smoothen them out. I got a total of 10 hours of sleep that week trying to smooth out the technique (Note: I don't repeatedly do moves over and over until they get right, i write **** down piece by piece and note every move i do and what it felt liek etc etc.) Once you keep practicing and not rage at it being hard to do, you can really do anything that easily. I don't do it often though, else i'd have the hair of an 80 yr old due to the stress from having to concentrate so hard.

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And there's your mistake, son. You do not fight with techniques. Techniques are taught for you to learn their pieces. Once you have all the pieces, you can use each piece however best it fits the situation. Thinking "I'll use THAT technique to counter THIS attack" will just get you killed. Thinking "I'll use THAT piece to counter THIS move" will also get you killed. You have to stuff it into your muscle memory, and that isn't done by writing things down.

I guess I'm just getting rused.

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Originally Posted by Gabrantus

And there's your mistake, son. You do not fight with techniques. Techniques are taught for you to learn their pieces. Once you have all the pieces, you can use each piece however best it fits the situation. Thinking "I'll use THAT technique to counter THIS attack" will just get you killed. Thinking "I'll use THAT piece to counter THIS move" will also get you killed. You have to stuff it into your muscle memory, and that isn't done by writing things down.

I guess I'm just getting rused.

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Nah mate. Thinking in a fight will keep you alive, mainly because if you run in swinging hoping to land blows and deal damage (and possibly pain, depending if you're fighting a hardass or a meat head), then you'll most likely lose focus, miss all of your swings, and take more than you serve. And depending on the scenario, if you can think at a fast pace, your movement to certain attacks is quite open, as any kick can be countered, such as every technique has it's flaw.


And please try to bear with me, haha, I'm not very acquainted with verbal explanations. I'm more of a "Show and tell" type of guy and i find it easier to explain while demonstrating what i'm saying

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Originally Posted by Ajax

That's why my trolling causes so much rage. It doesn't normally sound like it until i explain it lol... will be the end of me i guess

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Yeah, just look at how supremely masked behind multiple layers of complexity this bamboozle trap is:

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Originally Posted by Ajax

I taught myself MMA.



True ****.

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There's so much rusing going around that I'm going paranoid.

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Originally Posted by DamnOriginal

Yeah, just look at how supremely masked behind multiple layers of complexity this bamboozle trap is:

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Well, isn't it always the easiest puzzles that are the hardest to figure out?

(idk if it relates but hiding an item in plain sight and no one being able to find it, even with obvious hints?)

I didn't know everyone here was a professional fighter.

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Originally Posted by Lollerskatez

I didn't know everyone here was a professional fighter.

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Meh, comes with the looks.

I have a feeling he's bull****ting.

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Originally Posted by ByOdinsBeard

I have a feeling he's bull****ting.

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Well, going with the fact that you've had bull**** problems with me for the past year..


Of course you would.

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Originally Posted by Ajax

Well, isn't it always the easiest puzzles that are the hardest to figure out?

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No.

Mirmulnir is just really bad at emotional intelligence.

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Originally Posted by Mirmulnir

I actually believe that I'm emotionally void.

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He's like pseudo sociopath with all the drawbacks and none of the benefits with a pinch of rump ranger thrown in. Don't be surprised when people take obvious things like that seriously here, it happens more often than you're comfortable with.

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Originally Posted by DamnOriginal

No.

Mirmulnir is just really bad at emotional intelligence.



He's like pseudo sociopath with all the drawbacks and none of the benefits with a pinch of rump ranger thrown in. Don't be surprised when people take obvious things like that seriously here, it happens more often than you're comfortable with.

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I wasn't surprised tbh. I've dealt with that longer than you'd imagine. It's just sometimes people would miss the obvious scenario while assuming for their interpreted scenario.

Strange stuff going on here...

"I taught myself MMA"

When everyone is ****ting on you for making a mistake that 99% of people do, aka MMA = Mixed Martial Arts not an actual martian art in itself...

"Hey bro I was just trolling"

... even if that was no trolling. I didn't knew stupid = troll, but whatever floats your boat. Guess you learn new stuff every day ain't it?

p.s I can see why Byodins doesn't like you but Damnoriginal seems to suddenly be your bff :)