I like EVERY milk product, except for milk... I eat my cereals with yogurt
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I like EVERY milk product, except for milk... I eat my cereals with yogurt
My confession:
I almost made a real confession but then decided against it. Not today!
Let's see.
1: Behind the mask of Myrrh, I'm definitely younger than the mass majority of people here. It's uncomfortable to tell people my real age though. I lie about it, usually giving different people different numbers.
2: I cannot stand being beaten at the very few things I have dedicated my life to. (Bowling)
3: I develop a strange love/hate feeling for those few who are actually capable of beating me at those few things.
4: I have no real life friends. The only people who associate with me only do so because I'm the best. I'm more of a weapon than a friend to them. Outside of the few things that I'm useful at, my presence is not requested, and I am forgotten.
5: I have a superiority complex.
6: I hate sweets.
Bonus: I think Iradi is cute.
Bonus 2: I think Ballsack is dumb. :3
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little n00b? IÔÇÖll have you know I am a lvl 90 Undead Arcane Mage, and IÔÇÖve won so many PVP matches, and I have done raids on every 10 man heroic dungeon. I also have a ****ton of macros and I have a GS of 10K. You are nothing to me but just a lvl 12 gnome hunter. I will pwn the **** out of you with Arcane Missiles the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth AND Outland, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over raid? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my guild of mages and shamans across The Eastern Kingdoms and your character is being targeted right now so you better prepare for the ownage, n00b. The Arcane Barrage that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your character. YouÔÇÖre ****ing pwnÔÇÖd, n00b. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatÔÇÖs just with my secondary talent tree. Not only am I extensively trained in Arcane magic, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Fire magic and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable neckbeard off the face of Azeroth, you little ******. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ÔÇ£cleverÔÇØ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldnÔÇÖt, you didnÔÇÖt, and now youÔÇÖre getting debuffed, you goddamnn00b. I will **** DragonÔÇÖs Breath all over you and you will burn in it. YouÔÇÖre ****ing pwnÔÇÖd, ******.
-I have a personal hatred towards anyone I feel that cheats and gets away with it.
- I cannot eat a normal sized meal without vomiting; I need to split up my meals.
- I've fantasized about actually being a paladin; wings, armor and all.
-I've grown up as a methyphobic.
-I have a seperated sock pile on the far side of my bed, ones that nobody should pick up.
Bonus: in reply to myrrh, I'm in a similar situation; I have friends AT school, but am never invited anywhere outside of it. I know that forgotten feeling.
Second time I get to use this. :D
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I confess that we did something to everyone's infractions. I also confess that a more brutal infraction system is in place.
You all now have clean slates. Don't disappoint me.