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You can go one step further and take natural selection to a new level, how The reason we have terminal diseases, or how there is a whole continent in poverty.
P.S - I love how you all seem to be worshipping Obnoxious here, but months ago you thought he was an *** and called me weird for agreeing with his sadistic and sarcastic manor.
Regarding what, Forum rules?
No, I can't. I trust all the other Moderators to enforce it, if they see the need, to avoid risking any bias.
Now if you mean natural selection, I can suggest some high places for you to train your arm flapping.
Yus U no liek meh ?
The Burj Khalifa is a good place to start.Quote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious
Natural selection. And I could suggest a couple of places where you could just lie down out of sight and out of mind to await the inevitable death. It's gona happen anyway, so why waste all this time trying to fight it if you can just be done with it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious
Oh god. Obnoxious, immortal?Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
Excuse me Jyx, but what the hell are you talking about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Toshika
You're a few decades too late, I've already been selected. But if you want to lead the way and teach how to do it by example, for future reference, I'd be up to watching you whither and die.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
Nah, who am I kidding.
Just record the last sigh, I got too many games to play to bother longer than that.
I think we already established that I prefer to keep on flapping my limbs for as long as possible rather than the alternative.Quote:
Originally Posted by Obnoxious
And a guess on how many decades you are talking about would lead to a prediction that it is yourself that will draw their last breath first.
You're drunk aren't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by Toshika
Are you implying that flapping your arms as if you'd grow wings will save you from a fall?Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
0/10 Not Blue enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueAo
I just woke up, I obviously too tired to make full sense of ****, clearly T_T.
I'll go back to watching cat videos on youtube.
The wing flapping got old already. How about you compare yourself to "a fish in dry land, wasting all its remaining air by flopping around in a pathetic attempt to delay the inevitable selection as unfit to remain" now?Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra
Not exactly, but a flapping of limbs (and other body parts in a more co-ordinated form) does let cats for example to survive falls from bigger heights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sapphire
For a human, I guess it would also reduce your terminal velocity somewhat, and you'll get that extra quarter of a second to contemplate on the meaning of life.
That extra moment would be agony, though, wouldn't it? Since you know you're about to...Quote:
Originally Posted by Abra