The most pathetic secret of your wow gameplay

I started playing WoW back in 2006, but i never leveled a character past 27 (i had 20 chars lol).
Then TBC came and I decided it's time to hit the max lvl . I didn't know anything about raiding, or going into dungeons and fighting epic fights with 20 or 40 people. Man, when my friend told me about it I was so amazed, I just had to experience it myself. So 2 hours after i hit 70 with my Dwarf Warrior, I saw someone looking for people for Karazhan. So I asked him if I could join and he invited me ! Problem was, I had only green items, except for an epic axe that my best friend gave to me to feel powerfull lol. So we go to Karazhan, waste 1 hour until we found the key and finally enter .
Then the server crashes 0_0 So I log in again only to find that our tanks and healers have left : (
"Why do we need tanks or healers?" I said to the raid, "We can do this ourselves! " . So I charge the first mob and after 2 hits I died. My heart broke : (

Walking and hiding in Thunder Bluff.

Thinking it an alliance territory.. :eek:

Before I came pro in warrior. I didnt stance dance or know why should I do that untill I made it to 1800 in 2s.

Spending 2 hours on my first char figuring out where the quest giver is and he was inside a building.../facepalm
Trying to use charge in battle(note:You can`t do that) and asking myself:Why would anyone implement such a stupid ability?
Putting the stronger weapon in an offhand cause of the talent that increases off-hand damage by 25% -.-
Asking a mage who was in full heirlooms if he can tank(cause I had none and he had the full set so he really had a lot of hp).

I love those first wow experience stories:D
On my first char it took me 4 days to reach lvl 10...

Well i start playing wow in BC like 7 years ago with my friends, we download the game the same day and start at the same hour so we can play together (we are 6 and all noobs) let me explain:

We decide we gonna make different types of chars so we can make pro raid... hunter(me), dudu(feral), lock, and 3 warriors XD...

first warrior lvl with tank gear and spec (he said its better)
second warrior never read the wisper so he go and explore the game (never get lvl 70)
third warrior want to use guns so we want to challange my hunter
druid always need rolls all stuffs
lock when we get lvl 15 he was a undead and the other 5 of us are in kalimdor, and he doesnt want to take the zepeling, so he quits and never plays again

When I was lvling, I discover the city reputations and few minutes later I see a dwarf (player) kill some humans (npc) but I think they are players too so I think that u can change race from horde/alliance.... I WANT MY DWARF PALADIN IN THE HORDE... iIwaste the next 2 days

When i get lvl 70 I heard about Black Temple and Ilidan... i want to kill him now!! so i make a raid with 1 healer and no tank XD "its was enough" and i start pulling all I see... (awesome other 9 ppl want to do that raid)

After that nobody invs me again, so i make a healer because "all inv the healer" and make a priest and i lvl in holy spec and when i see a shadow priest i always told him he was a noob "priest only heal". When iIgot 70 and go to raids I only heal with greater heal "big heal its the better one"... I kill Ilidan!! idk how but i do it XD...

When the realese the last tc raid the "sun temple" or something like that, i didnt want to go... "Lets go to Black Temple, thats for pros"... never train a prof neither... damn i was one of the biggest noob ever :S

I was hitting on a player in wow (as a joke), but then I found out that he is 13... The first pic that came to my mind after that :

http://i42.tinypic.com/sen4hh.jpg

Was leveling a hunter without doing quests, only killing mobs.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...sCdsEo6X1bsCoc

well...when i started playing wow 1 year back i dint know a thing abuou addons like Quest helper..and i was playing WOLTK ..so basically i was reading the quest log and finding out where to go what to kill etc....and all the time wondering why this game is SO famous! :D

After more than 4 years of WoW I still have auto-attack in it's default spot on the "1" key, and I never press it...

i play druid as cat and healer allready 6 years but never try to play as boomkin xD :D

With my very first character, i was level 24 shaman for almost 1 year D:

I was a shammy about to do my first dungeon, i was suppose to dps but i had no clue what each role meant and this guy paladin said "I'm the tank" and i was like wtf, why should you be the tank and not me. That's the first time i was called a noob.

On retail during TBC, at level 70, I once followed behind a level 35 warlock and killed him by spamming my rank 1 moonfire for about 10 minutes. He died 9 to 12 damage at a time with a constant pillar of light over his head running from me in the middle of nowhere.

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Originally Posted by thuldor

Well i start playing wow in BC like 7 years ago with my friends, we download the game the same day and start at the same hour so we can play together (we are 6 and all noobs) let me explain:
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When the realese the last tc raid the "sun temple" or something like that, i didnt want to go... "Lets go to Black Temple, thats for pros"... never train a prof neither... damn i was one of the biggest noob ever :S

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lol if u have a toon in ally you should totaly wisp me :)...as a hunter i was wondering why i dont have any proper mele skills :D..kiting to me at that time was to fly kites :D..