My biggest wow fail was learning how to play it...
I wish i was still a newb, cause u know that thats the best time of ur wow experience, dont u sometimes wish u could just go out and start running around finding out new, useless stuff? i still remember exploring wow on my 40something hunter on retail, when i didnt give a **** about my gear, or my lvl. All i wanted was to have fun, and--errr-- l2p, but now im sorry for not beeing forever a nub.
tl;dr: I wish i was still a newb, like all of u guys do

