Elder God of Azeroth

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September 3, 2015
Aiovous

Elder God of Azeroth

I was sitting outside my mighty Alliance city Stormwind when I sensed a filthy disturbance in the peace.

I found it; it's a filthy critter scum /spit

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I know what has to be done

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KAPOW

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I have to erradicate all the filthy critter scum from my mighty city

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/spit

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Look at all these filthy critter scum /spit

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SEEK DMGUR BOERST

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BOERSTING SO FAKYN HARDDD

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KAPOW

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DAMAGE OF A GOD I AM INVINCIBLE

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I am the hero that Azeroth deserves. I am Eldergodx.

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September 3, 2015
TheWorldbreaker

hahahahaha you're so funny.

the fact that you slaughtered and spat on some 10 hp critters doesn't essentially make you a God, let alone an Elder God.

I, lord Medan am one of the three sons of Argus and I was born the savior of the Elder Gods and the horde. Known as the Prince of Power, I was one of the strongest beings in existence and an Olympian God recognized throughout the world for my might. I've been a champion of the horde since ancient times and I continue to defend Azeroth in the modern age - most frequently as a member of <FATALITY>. I've outmatched Hercules and Thor themselves in terms of pure strength and I made the World Breaker Hulk squeal like a *****. Even the skyfathers fear me.

I am the true god of war.
September 3, 2015
Gentik

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September 3, 2015
Tdotsavage

I lord TGod am the 2nd son of argus ... "AND THE PROPHECY PROCLAIMS TGOD AND HIS BROTHER MEDAN THE GOD OF WAR SHALL VANQUISH AND DESTROY ALL THE ALLIANCE SCUM AND BRING PEACE AND SALVATION TO THE HORDE"
September 3, 2015
Vukodlak

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Originally Posted by Usefull

hahahahaha you're so funny.

the fact that you slaughtered and spat on some 10 hp critters doesn't essentially make you a God, let alone an Elder God.

I, lord Medan am one of the three sons of Argus and I was born the savior of the Elder Gods and the horde. Known as the Prince of Power, I was one of the strongest beings in existence and an Olympian God recognized throughout the world for my might. I've been a champion of the horde since ancient times and I continue to defend Azeroth in the modern age - most frequently as a member of <FATALITY>. I've outmatched Hercules and Thor themselves in terms of pure strength and I made the World Breaker Hulk squeal like a *****. Even the skyfathers fear me.

I am the true god of war.

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September 3, 2015
Tdotsavage

Oh look vukodlak the irrelevant is back
September 3, 2015
conqr

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Originally Posted by Usefull

hahahahaha you're so funny.

the fact that you slaughtered and spat on some 10 hp critters doesn't essentially make you a God, let alone an Elder God.

I, lord Medan am one of the three sons of Argus and I was born the savior of the Elder Gods and the horde. Known as the Prince of Power, I was one of the strongest beings in existence and an Olympian God recognized throughout the world for my might. I've been a champion of the horde since ancient times and I continue to defend Azeroth in the modern age - most frequently as a member of <FATALITY>. I've outmatched Hercules and Thor themselves in terms of pure strength and I made the World Breaker Hulk squeal like a *****. Even the skyfathers fear me.

I am the true god of war.

as a person who enjoys greek mythology, argus was a 100 eyed giant, not a savior of the elder gods, because well there is no such thing as the elder gods, the parents of the gods were referred to as titans, thor is also not from greek mythology, and if there was such a thing as an elder god, outmatching hercules (who was a demi god) wouldn't be much of an accomplishment, also hulk came some 2 bajillion years after hercules so fighting both of them wouldn't really be a viable option, and ares is the god of war not argus...

just ****ing with you, have fun xD

Edit i ****ed up, argos was the 100 eyed giant, argus was the king of the city of argos (also he had 6 sons,of which only one was semi relevant in he took over the throne from daddy.)
September 3, 2015
TheWorldbreaker

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^ This post is the symbolism of ultimate irrelevance.

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September 3, 2015
Luminy

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September 4, 2015
TheWorldbreaker

So apparently the fallen "Elder God of Azeroth" got banished into the Netherrealm (hell) by his fellow Elder Gods for some unknown violations (kek).

R.I.P Aio
September 4, 2015
420ElderGod

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Originally Posted by Usefull

So apparently the fallen "Elder God of Azeroth" got banished into the Netherrealm (hell) by his fellow Elder Gods for some unknown violations (kek).

R.I.P Aio

#NeverForget

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September 4, 2015
TheWorldbreaker

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#NeverForget

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I wasn't able to log at that time and it seems I've missed so much fun :(

It woulda been such an entertaining read.
September 4, 2015
Tdotsavage

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#NeverForget

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September 4, 2015
Tdotsavage

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Originally Posted by Usefull

So apparently the fallen "Elder God of Azeroth" got banished into the Netherrealm (hell) by his fellow Elder Gods for some unknown violations (kek).

R.I.P Aio

It looks as if we are the only 2 elder gods left to defend earth realm

As for aio

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September 4, 2015
Banditto

People you all went nuts.

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