WoW Jokes

[HellThrone]

Lets make topic without any flame , shall wee ?!

Fell free to post your noob jokes here ;)

I start first :D

Two tauran are sitting at a bar. A female tauran passes by and the first tauran says "moo". The second tauran says "I was gonna say that!".

[Thaldros]

Lets make topic without any flame , shall wee ?!

Fell free to post your noob jokes here ;)

I start first :D

Two tauran are sitting at a bar. A female tauran passes by and the first tauran says "moo". The second tauran says "I was gonna say that!".

That was shocking.

Yo mama so fat, chain lightning hit her twice.

[Kemii]

Those were both bad....

And I don't have a joke sorry.

[Jake9o2]

Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: They paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.
Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!
Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples

[Friknray]

Q: How do Tauren hide in the forests?
A: They paint their balls red and hide in apple trees.
Q: Have you ever seen a Tauren hiding in an apple tree?
A: No, it works!!
Q: How did the gnome die?
A: Picking Apples

Fail more, you just changed a couple words in the original /silly command in game for the taurens.

[HellThrone]

You know you're addicted to WoW when you go to a graveyard or cemetery and wonder, "Why the hell doesn't anyone just res?"

[Kharn]

Mine favourite so far hehe:

Yo' mama's so fat when I shadowstepped her I got a ****ing loading screen!

[Filetman]

Blood dk is a decent pvp spec.

[AeroRB]

Yo mama so fat, she has her own expansion.

[Thaldros]

Yo mama so fat, it took two warlocks to summon her.

Also, one from early WoW; what do rogues and noobs have in common? They both pick locks.

[PuzzleManiak]

http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts
Classic, nuff said. Some ripoffs from Norris facts, but still, full of gems like:

Saurfang has a skull instead of a level. Those who try to raid him have skulls instead of heads.

Thrall is Saurfang's vanity pet.

High Overlord Saurfang can polymorph, except instead of a sheep, he turns you into a corpse.

[HellThrone]

What's the difference between a 10 man pug and a 25 man pug?
There's 15 more ******s in the 25 man!

[DeadlyWanderer]

Yo momma so ugly even Illidan said he wasn't prepared.

[Thaldros]

What do you call 10 paladins in a lake?

A bubble bath.

[lsanya00]

Yo mama so fat, The Sunken Temple sank bcause of her.