So I'm tryin' to play World of Warcraft...
...and it's impossible to play it, they freakin' kill me in one freakin' second, and I notice that it was always the same people. But this Priest... A Blood Elf Priest... He was like... He picked up the flag, run straight to his base, everyone attacking him and he was just running/walking because of slows or whatever. I wasn't able to talk or whisper because I wasn't level 19. I was in Silvermoon and I freakin' see him standing in some weird high unreachable place. I target him and try to get to him, he seems to notice that I'm trying to reach him, he jumps down and I just jump around him trying to express my stress of wanting to tell him and ask him so much stuff but I wasn't able to. He invites me to a party and writes this on a message;
- ?
I answer him nervously;
- I once was like level 30 and I had like 900 HP, you're level 19 and have 1500 HP. Why nobody can kill you in BG.
He says;
- I am a twink.
I asked him stuff about his blue gear, about his PvP title. I question his talents and glyphs. And he always had a very large, complex, funny, nonsense, difficult mathematics God damn good answer. He starts to yibber yabber like;
-I take the flag, I go tunnel and wait there so the Gnomes and Dwarfs come to the tunnel all grouped up. I use my Yell Macro that they read -ZUG ZUG. I take speed boot, I go back to the lagroom and go to the GY. I escape with the flag, if they reach me and slow me I use my trinket. My team is now with me. I put HoT on me and my friends. I DoT some people so they don't bandage. I always, ALWAYS use shield. When they get too close I freakin' fear bomb and use Swiftness. I continue to run. I have 2K mana and 50 SP I am so weak but I have Glyph of Dispel and I have 1700 HP buffed up. My heals and shield suck, but I am always dispeling myself and this heals me up. I have MP5 everywhere so I don't know what OOM means and I don't carry Water. Boom! 2 Rogues using Skype freakin' double Ambush Critical me to 100 HP. My team didn't kite me to cap because they thought I was safe, they are PvPing middle. I panic attack Lifeblood Shield Renew AGM Pouch HealPotion, I am about to die OMG, I Fear and I freaking miss one Rogue OMG WTF he uses Sprint and I see the scene in my mind... I imagine how he is coming and fades into the shadows to Ambush kill and return flag. I shake my head and wake up, I shake my fist to throw Magic Dust on his ugly face. The Rogue falls asleep. I /purr and cap the 3rd flag to win another amazing BG.
I finish reading his stupid fake story and I message him;
- Priests can't use shields.
And he was like like;
- OMG, you're so young...
Banned
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