Play World Of Warcraft, have fun, buy gear from the NPCs, wear your looting if possible, if it's higher level than you, save it, if something better comes up, replace it in your bank and put the stuff that you don't need in your Guild's Vault.
The Auction House is a Mini Game in World of Warcraft and it is not made for brotherly, good-hearted, helpful, hospitable,, kindly, caring, compassionate, sympathetic, courteous, polite, respectful, altruistic, beneficent and generous people like yourself.
The Auction House Mini Game is played and controlled by inhospitable, unkind, ill-bred, impolite, rude, uncivil, unhelpful, malevolent, mean and spiteful dealers, merchandisers, traders and traffickers who probably enjoyed playing PC games that contain the word Tycoon in their titles. They like the "Monopoly" chapter in John D. Rockefeller's biography, play Texas Hold'em with their friends and obviously always win because people is so dumb. And I am sure that when they played the Monopoly board game they secretely made an "Alliance" with the "Bank" person, the one who handled the colorful bills.
Just remember how boring and long this game was to you, and remember that when you once won, if you ever did, you didn't care and you just wanted your friend to put everything in the box so that you guys could play Killer Instinct or NBA Hangtime on his Super Nintendo, and when in the toys aisle at Wal-Mart you saw the Limited Editions of Monopoly and you were like: LOL I don't know why they make those versions if nobody evens like the original one.
If you decide to "Play" the Auction House, I recommend you to not listen to people giving you advice, these people will try to mind-**** you in a very subtle way, and you may end up wondering if they are being serious or not, you may ask and they will answer but you will be more confused...
The point is... You will buy at a very high price and feel dumb, and try to justify your action by saying that you don't have time to farm or something. You will also try to sell, failing, trying again, until it finally sells, and you will think... Damn it, I was just focusing on selling it that I forgot its value, I should have listened to the kind woman on the Forum who told me to gift it to a guild mate. Guilds will always give you more than what you give. Always gift, never sell. Never buy. Be aware.
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Edited: June 26, 2015 Reason: Jerks.
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Play World Of Warcraft, have fun, buy gear from the NPCs, wear your looting if possible, if it's higher level than you, save it, if something better comes up, replace it in your bank and put the stuff that you don't need in your Guild's Vault.
The Auction House is a Mini Game in World of Warcraft and it is not made for brotherly, good-hearted, helpful, hospitable,, kindly, caring, compassionate, sympathetic, courteous, polite, respectful, altruistic, beneficent and generous people like yourself.
The Auction House Mini Game is played and controlled by inhospitable, unkind, ill-bred, impolite, rude, uncivil, unhelpful, malevolent, mean and spiteful dealers, merchandisers, traders and traffickers who probably enjoyed playing PC games that contain the word Tycoon in their titles. They like the "Monopoly" chapter in John D. Rockefeller's biography, play Texas Hold'em with their friends and obviously always win because people is so dumb. And I am sure that when they played the Monopoly board game they secretely made an "Alliance" with the "Bank" person, the one who handled the colorful bills.
Just remember how boring and long this game was to you, and remember that when you once won, if you ever did, you didn't care and you just wanted your friend to put everything in the box so that you guys could play Killer Instinct or NBA Hangtime on his Super Nintendo, and when in the toys aisle at Wal-Mart you saw the Limited Editions of Monopoly and you were like: LOL I don't know why they make those versions if nobody evens like the original one.
If you decide to "Play" the Auction House, I recommend you to not listen to people giving you advice, these people will try to mind-**** you in a very subtle way, and you may end up wondering if they are being serious or not, you may ask and they will answer but you will be more confused...
The point is... You will buy at a very high price and feel dumb, and try to justify your action by saying that you don't have time to farm or something. You will also try to sell, failing, trying again, until it finally sells, and you will think... Damn it, I was just focusing on selling it that I forgot its value, I should have listened to the kind woman on the Forum who told me to gift it to a guild mate. Guilds will always give you more than what you give. Always gift, never sell. Never buy. Be aware.
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fixt dat fr u. i apply to dev team now?
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Jerks.....
