Winners for Xmas competition/contest. (Boobs or Butt, Why?)

[Zettaprot]

There is only 1 definitive answer to this. BUTT! Why Butt? Won't tell you. We picked 3 best answers. And they are rewarded with VP Wrist/Boots of their choice (1st place). VP wrist of their choice for 2nd and 3rd place. I considered 1 who answered with boobs because he did a good job explaining his answer too.

***1st place: Singham
"Awww The Butt <3 You know why I love Butts? Because Booty is Life Booty is you is everything, What people metaphorically tell you when you fight someone? "KICK HIS ***" because when you *** is kicked all of him is kicked, when you want someone to come to you, what do you say? "GET YOUR *** OVER HERE" When you say that you don't expect a pair of Buttchicks to come near you. We expect all of you because your booty is you. When you are dumb, they call you dumbass. When you are smart, it's smartass" -Singham

***2nd place: Greenskyz
"Can you sleep on Boobs? No. Are Boobs more attractive than Butts in general? No. Bums are more noticable in public. You can enjoy looking on them. You can do everything you would like with them in public and in your imagination. Just sayaing "DAT ***". Ahh what a feeling... Don't get me wrong. I appreciate a nice pair of tits, but a nice *** will damn near to a real mans eye." -Greenskyz

***3rd place: Bearwolf
"Clearly Boobs coz we can play Mr. Potato with boobs press em, squeeze em, tap them OMAGOD awesome feels that is not like that stinky butt. Well if u have some bad time **** may happen and u end up like being in "two girls one cup" and u will never wanna do sex again for a month or two since you can't even forget that shiity incident and the smell of that dark **** which blew up your entire sex life and don't forget farts too while doing ****. That stinks too!! U will hate these unless U are a fetish" -Bearwolf

Good job pervs.
Honorable mentions to good answers who just almost made the cut in to the top 3: Mayet, Smi, Mancamo, Retreat, Lyrius
3k for each of them.

Merry Christmas everybody! <3

[Tdotsavage]

In my guild tournament

1. Medan unholy dk (won vial of sands)
2. Seyw ret pala (60 golembloods + 2.5k)
3. Sicaa enhance sham (60 tolvirs +1k)

[Zettaprot]

Well, that ain't cheap lol.