Dank Wow Jokes

[Rivendellx]

Guys do you have any good Jokes? My best is:Your momma is so fat even Frostmourne wasn't hungry

[Redfred]

There's a warglaive in my pants.

[BlueAo]

Your arena rating.

[Kemii]

Your arena rating.

Come post that in the neltharion forum... I dare you.

[Handepsilon]

Not sure if this is a good joke or not

So while I browse around about gnomes and their pink pigtail, I heard some chirp about how it's only worn by the most evils of the gnome-kind.

The funny part? That may not be too far from the truth : http://www.wowhead.com/npc=30631/darkrider-arly

[Kirisute]

who needs dank wow jokes when your whole life is a joke amiright

[Tomerz]

what do you call a blind murloc?




a failure in the gene pool.

[Myxx]

What do noobs and rogues have in common?






They both pick locks.

[krzyt]

Why do good tanks stink?
They never wipe.

Why do rogues wear leather?
because it's made of HIDE!

[hudiniq]

Not exactly jokes, I think they were guild names back in the days.
Yo mama's may epic mount.
Naga stole my bike.
Sapped girls are easy.
Rogues like to do it from behind

[Gyoza]

An old one: "Yo momma is so fat, when she first logged in she got the Explorer achievement."

[JadedJester]

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Three Stormwind Guards attend a murder scene; a gnome has been raped to death!

The first Guard assumes that it was the work of a dangerous drunk.
The second Guard assumes that it was the work of a Priest.
The third Guard assumes that it was the work of a sexual predator.

The commander looks at them and says: "You boys are genius! We have a drunk priest who couldn't tell this gnome apart from a child!"
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Sorry guys, my humour is a bit dark. But hey, it's original!

[Gedukass]

nice jokes gyuys ;D

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