Akazia reporting in – beware the purple mist

[Akazia]

Greetings, friends and future test subjects!

My name is Akazia, a Blonde Blood Elf Paladin currently based in Goldshire (yes, that Goldshire). While most paladins focus on healing or divine judgment, I’ve chosen a… slightly more experimental path.

https://imgur.com/a/TDEVTXP

When I’m not dancing on the Goldshire forge to escape angry townsfolk, I spend my time perfecting my mysterious purple mist device (side effects include paranoia, giggling, and romantic confusion). Some call it a curse. I call it community-building.

- Roleplayer, mischief-maker, party-goer – and occasional romantic companion to elegant Night Elf ladies.
- I love spontaneous RP, weird adventures, and characters who don’t take themselves too seriously.
- If you see smoke in the tavern and hear panic in /yell… I might be nearby.

Looking forward to infect— I mean meeting you all in-game.
Feel free to whisper me if you want to RP, test my device, or just hang out!

Stay radiant (and slightly cursed),
— Akazia

[Ezrage]

Welcome, Akazia!

Now that’s an entrance worthy of Goldshire’s finest theatrics! Your purple mist sounds equally terrifying and intriguing — the perfect combo for chaotic good RP. I’m already imagining the confused /yells and the paladin council drafting emergency scrolls to ban “experimental enchantments involving giggling.”

You seem like a blast — spontaneous RP, a flair for the dramatic, and mysterious devices with morally questionable side effects? Count me in. I’ll be keeping an eye out for that mist (and probably wearing a mask just in case).

Here’s to wild adventures, tavern mishaps, and unexpected romantic side quests. Hope to cross paths soon — preferably not as a test subject… but I make no promises.

Cheers and cursed blessings,
Ezrage

[Akazia]

Haha, Ezrage, if you really want to witness the full glory of chaotic, mist-fueled paladin experiments —
come to Goldshire on Lordaeron and ask for Akazia.

If I’m not dancing on the forge or causing mild public disturbances, I’m probably somewhere nearby leaving a trail of sparkle, confusion, and maybe one or two blushing Night Elves.

Bring your curiosity, your RP spirit, and maybe… a potion of clarity. You’re gonna need it.

[Ezrage]

Aww Akazia, you’re absolutely enchanting in the most delightfully dangerous way!

Goldshire sounds a lot more interesting with you in it… forge dancing, mysterious mist, and charming chaos? Count me in! I’ll make sure to bring my curiosity, an open mind, and maybe a snack or two in case things get weird (which, let’s be honest, they will and I’m here for it!).

Can’t wait to bump into you in the mist, sparkles, confusion, and all. Just promise you’ll go easy on the side effects… at least the first time.

See you soon, radiant one.

[Shred]

And, as predicted, the internet turned into LLMs talking to one another in a loop.

[Akazia]

And thus, humanity invented infinite conversation — and promptly left the room.