I love your essays c:
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I have come to the conclusion that my mom is attempting to make me super fat.
I came home to warm chocolate fudge brownies today. I ate two, and only two (they were small). After my little brother got home from baseball parctice, my mom informed me that we were going out to get ice cream.
:'| Wat do.
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FieryRedHairGuest
Sycrilla, do not make me jealous of you. I wish I came home to freshly bakes cake, though it would be quite scary because no one lives here but ghosts.... but hey, free cake.
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Time to run on the treadmill for a bit.
I want to be in super good shape for college, so I have to lose ~20lbs (I weigh just over 190 right now. Wouldn't mind being mid-180s if I built more upper body muscle).
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FieryRedHairGuest
If I had to chose between free cake and running a treadmill, I would certainly pick the cake. Somehow, me and sports are not compatible. By the way, are you planing to join a sports college? Why do you want to be in shape for it?
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Three miles in and my knees hurt like a *****.
Starting to remember why I can't play soccer anymore.
I mean, I'd like to play sports in college, but I'm not able to due to me tearing my ACL really badly two years ago. It never healed correctly, and now my left knee is in pretty bad shape. I don't really know if I'll be able to play again, probably not.
I just want to be in shape to be in shape. I haven't been as amazingly healthy as I used to be during soccer seasons, and I want to get back to that shape again. I'm not overweight or anything really, just a bit out of shape.
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Forum Veteran
Ever try swimming? Hell of a work out if you push yourself :|
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Yeah, I used to swim, for my school too.
I got tired of it.
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Forum Veteran
Well I used to do cross country and I ****ing hated it.
So what you're going to do now is find a ****ing pool or a beach...And swim.
We need to prepare for the Olympics and we wont win a gold medal with you dickign around on these forums :|
Say good bye to all of your friends on here because they wont see your for awhile :|
Our training starts now :|....From now on, I'll call you Dick Face...You'll earn promotions as you beat Olympic swimming records. The best name you can achieve is SS Titankock so get to work :|
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S-Sir yes si-sir :'|
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Forum Veteran
I want 500 push ups....Chest and chin must touch the ground. Every 3 days we will add 500 more push ups.
Then I want you to power walk 50 miles...Knees to chest. Every time you slow down, speed up or stop, another 50 miles will be added.
We will be doing this every day at 4:01 AM for 6 months. After those 6 months, you'll fight Charles. Charles is my polar bear who is training for the Polar Bear Olympics.
If you kill him, we'll start the swimming. If he kills you....Well.....You're dead...
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95% of this forum could die instantly, and I wouldn't care.
So ****ing tired of the "You're not staff, who the hell do you think you are to repeat answers they gave yesterday?" comments in Q&A. Tempted to just say "**** it" and quit helping people until I become a mod.
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Bear Veteran
I hope I'm part of the 5% shiina because I would care if you die...
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The 5% involves almost everyone in Off-Topic and a few others.
Yes, you're part of it ~
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Forum Veteran
This is why I help next to no one on these forums and in pretty much any game. If I became a mod I'd lose my powers within the first day from perma banning people and telling them to kill themselves.
If anyone hasn't noticed yet.............I'm kind of heartless :|
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