1. It's pretty hot on the green hills of Westerwald, so I went to my pizza place as usual. I'm known there because I go every 3 days or so to get me pizza and the guys know me well. So I said more like a joke that a cold beer would go wonderfully with pizza at this hot hour. Thing is I'm underage and theoretically I'm not allowed to drink. So the guy brings me my pizza and a whole 6-pack of Krombacher (my fav beer), winks and tell me it's on the house.

    I'm also home alone. Good day so far.
    Should have whipped out your penis for him.

  2. Well, my friend was super excited to link me some video, he found it quite hilarious apparently. Seems like I'm BG "famous" enough to be in videos just to be killshotted while getting 1v3'd. Can't tell if I should feel sad or honored...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTg8Zc24CYI


    I also like how nothing was slowed but the killshot on me >.>
    Umad bro? Get rekt

    If i have money to play swtor,i would probably be on full no life mode
    I leveled 5 chars to 55 in < 1 month.. you do the maths xD

    Should have whipped out your penis for him.
    And pee on the beer to assert dominance

  3. Should have whipped out your penis for him.
    Unlike you, I have a penis

    ;)

  4. Unlike you, I have a penis

    ;)
    Exactly. That's why I'm telling you that you should have whipped it out for him.

  5. Exactly. That's why I'm telling you that you should have whipped it out for him.
    You're weird

  6. Should have whipped out your penis for him.
    Except she doesn't have a penis.

  7. Hey, I'm just trying to help here. If you whip out a penis, people will give you free **** just so you will get the **** out. OR you'll get arrested. But getting arrest = free food, bed and clothes.


  8. What about boobs?
    What if the person prefers ***? And what if the person is just thinking that you want to sleep with them? Gotta think about these things.

  9. What if the person prefers ***? And what if the person is just thinking that you want to sleep with them? Gotta think about these things.
    Why not both

  10. Boobs and penis? You're being too generous.



    I'm so ****ing bored.
    Edited: June 14, 2015

  11. Boobs and penis? You're being too generous.



    I'm so ****ing bored.
    Texas? HEY THEY HAVE A PITBULL TOO HURRDURR


  12. Well, if you want to know what I mean you can look up for Grisaia no Kajitsu special volumes that ahve been added along with dvd/blu-rays.

    I would pay to watch that._.
    Please define which part...
    Edited: June 14, 2015

  13. Well, if you want to know what I mean you can look up for Grisaia no Kajitsu special volumes that ahve been added along with dvd/blu-rays.



    Please define which part...
    Obviously the hamster part...

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