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[Lawl]

I heard California has **** Chipotles. But Cali does have real Mexican food.

[sushikitty]

Florida is known for Cuban food. Which is just as bad as the Mexican food here because Cubans are too ****ing lazy to actually open authentic Cuban restaurants.

Ahhh, I was telling Ricks the other day how AMAZING Florida is with our famous Cuban meals. In SoCali, everything is Mexican. I am not really exposed to. :/ I was telling him Cuban food is beyond amazing. A good Cuban restaurant, in Florida, is a small family owned mom and pops restaurant in a Cubano community. I got a Cuban sandwich here in Cali and it was freaking depressing. Also, their fried chicken. Pathetic.

I went to a bakery here and asked if they had Cuban bread. "**** it I'll make my own Cuban sandwich" mentality. The baker was like, "What is Cuban bread?" Q________Q

[Lawl]

I've only been to Miami a few times but apparently that's where the real Cuban food is at. There is a mom & pop Cuban place not too far from my house but it's real gross. Filthy restaurant and just...never again. But if I ever go to Miami, I'll be sure to keep driving until I get lost and I can't read the road signs and then I'll look for a real Cuban restaurant lol.

[Euphemism]

I actually had it for the first time last week. I got the steak, white rice, light lettuce, and black bean burrito. 5/10

I'll take a nasty *** nacho cheese chicken chalupa at Taco bell anytime over Chipolte. Only thing I'll eat at Taco Bell.

Lettuce in a burrito? What are you doing girl

[Lawl]

Lettuce in a burrito? What are you doing girl

Y-you're not supposed to put lettuce in a burrito?

When I go to Chipotle, I always get

Brown rice
Black beans
Chicken
Tomatoes (the mild sauce thing they have)
Cheese
Corn
Lettuce
Sour cream

And I double wrap that ***** because one tortilla can never handle it.

[sushikitty]

I've only been to Miami a few times but apparently that's where the real Cuban food is at. There is a mom & pop Cuban place not too far from my house but it's real gross. Filthy restaurant and just...never again. But if I ever go to Miami, I'll be sure to keep driving until I get lost and I can't read the road signs and then I'll look for a real Cuban restaurant lol.

Yeah, here I went to a Beef O' Bradies. I was like, "OH **** a Beef O' Bradies in Cali?!" I sat down, read the menu. "Omg they serve Cuban sandwiches!?" It was served as French bread and no pork? Lol.

I forgot, but somewhere near down town Tampa I went with my dad. We went to a delicious mom and pops restaurant in a Cubano community. It was delightful. But never had Cuban food in Miami, sadly. We need more Cubans to float up there in blow up pool donut floats.

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[Euphemism]

Y-you're not supposed to put lettuce in a burrito?

When I go to Chipotle, I always get

Brown rice
Black beans
Chicken
Tomatoes (the mild sauce thing they have)
Cheese
Corn
Lettuce
Sour cream

And I double wrap that ***** because one tortilla can never handle it.

Wrong wrong wrong. You are very wrong in this entirely subjective matter. And by mild tomatoes, do you mean pico?

[Kemii]

That all sounds disgusting...

What happened to good food?

[sushikitty]

Lettuce in a burrito? What are you doing girl

Awe. I didn't know. I always thought it was normal. :c

How do you build yours?

Wrong wrong wrong. You are very wrong in this entirely subjective matter. And by mild tomatoes, do you mean pico?

Yeah it's pico. I don't like it (I hate onions), but I like tomatoes.

That all sounds disgusting...

What happened to good food?

I need to get Ricks to join here in this convo. He hates 99.99% restaurant meals here. To him it seems insanely greasy and overly sized proportional. OH and everything taste like sugar here. He proudly mentions about himself, "Kemii and I have a similar European taste in food." :P

[Lawl]

Wrong wrong wrong. You are very wrong in this entirely subjective matter. And by mild tomatoes, do you mean pico?

I-I don't know. I DON'T KNOW THESE THINGS.

That all sounds disgusting...

What happened to good food?

I was ****ing excited when I got to London. I was like, "**** YEAH...FISH & CHIPS *****". ****ing went to TWO DIFFERENT PLACES AND THEY ****ING SUCKED.

Jk

Fish was 5.5/10

You guys have a delicious Mcdonalds though.

[helzz]

A burrito sounds really good now.

I just thought **** it and I'm going on the date tomorrow. We're just going to Nandos and then we might go to the cinema, it depends on what he wants to do.

This will be my first ever date. Nobody's ever taken me out for a meal before, I'm nervous c;

Like what are the dos and don'ts on a first date?

I JUST CAN'T

I never had to opportunity to get dressed up for Halloween.

Same here. Last year my Halloween costume was my face, nobody appreciated it.

[sushikitty]

You guys have a delicious Mcdonalds though.

I hate McDonalds but I would only love to go to a McDonalds in Japan or Taiwan. They have the most bizarre and kawaii McDonald meals.

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[Euphemism]

Awe. I didn't know. I always thought it was normal. :c

How do you build yours?

I don't like lettuce in burritos because I think the texture clashes and find slightly warm lettuce pretty gross. I like:

brown rice
black beans
steak
all 3 salsas
cheese
guac

But hey the whole point of their service style is to get precisely which ingredients you personally want. I do wish they had Spanish rice though.

"Kemii and I have a similar European taste in food." :P

But the British have the absolute worst food

except maybe the Irish, **** me, not a single spice to be found there

[sushikitty]

A burrito sounds really good now.

I just thought **** it and I'm going on the date tomorrow. We're just going to Nandos and then we might go to the cinema, it depends on what he wants to do.

This will be my first ever date. Nobody's ever taken me out for a meal before, I'm nervous c;

Like what are the dos and don'ts on a first date?

I JUST CAN'T



Same here. Last year my Halloween costume was my face, nobody appreciated it.

That seems appropriate. I would just steer away you going to his home or him going to your home afterwards.

I would recommend just being yourself. If you're not a girly girl and don't wear dresses, then don't dress up. I am the type that loves dolling myself up. Don't do anything that you feel forced to do, to feel like you have to impress him. Stay calm throughout the experience, even though it might be impossible to do. For me since I am an American, it is always nice asking to split the bill. But, I never had to pay anyways.

I feel ya gur. 7 years I haven't dressed up for Halloween. My costume was just face. Maybe this year I will. :3

[Kemii]

He proudly mentions about himself, "Kemii and I have a similar European taste in food." :P

Hehe

European food is amazing, smoked meats, cheeses and breads.
The spiciest I do is a nice Kebab.

Americans and their gross drippy foods and their imported spicy mexican/caribbean ****.