Let me tell you a story
You're on Sindragosa, phase 2, and you're using all your resources and spells against the ex-wife of Malygos (READ THE LORE). Blistering Cold! Everyone is running away and survive but the healers are having a hard time topping off the raid group, the boss health goes down but your mates are falling on the battlefield too !
You're the last survivor, with your sword or your magic, you cast your last spell/throw your last assault against the boss who is 15 000 hp away from death, but it's not enough ! You succumb to your wounds, the boss is still alive.
If only someone had up his cooking skill to put down a fish feast that is sitting on your bag, the boss would be dead!
But in the same time, between raids, bgs, transmog raids and leveling alts... You just don't have any time to level cooking !
If only someone could do it for you
I have the honor to present to you in name of the guild Gorchak & Associates ™ an amazing offer :
COOKING FROM 0 TO 450 FOR 3000 GOLD
WITHOUT MOVING FROM DALARAN !
You can trust Gorchak in his Cooking skills !
Philippe Etchebest
I like the Espelette Piment, but i like way more Gorchak's method
Yves Côtes de porc
I can smell what Gorchak is cooking !
The Rock, Dwayne Johnson
Gorchak teach me everything, including the discount code "ALED".
Jean-Pierre Coffe
i would suck Gorchak's **** for cooking advice.
Gordon Ramsay
Please correct me if i made language mistake