All of you can sit your arses down right now! I'm about to lay down some heat on my superior totally awesome greatness.
I am sure you have heard of me...
1.8k rating,
Fastest clicker alive
No key bindings
20 duels won
47 duels lost
Over 170 honorable kills, amazing right? BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!
-I shaved 10k health off of Arcane in 60 seconds
-ALMOST beat Tdotsavage (got him to 94% health, amazing I know)
-Kemii could barely handle me (Don't lie and say you could!) bursted Kemii for 13k damage multiple times
-I punched Gentik on the arm AND got away with it
-I decided to make a paladin (played it for about 20 minutes and got 100k damage in a BG), and as soon as I did, Retgod was no longer Retgod just Ret
AND MUCH MUCH MORE
I know I know.... I am pretty deadly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, I even got 4 killing blows in Alterac Valley once!
I hover around a .44 Kill to Death ratio, *stretches and flexes* I am nearly unstoppable. I do at least 70k damage and 40k healing a BG (50k if going against a horde / alliance premade)
I think we can safely agree that I am the best PvPer here and I decide who lives, who dies, who is a professional, and who isn't ¯\_(ツ)_/¯