1. Guess things never turn out the way you want or expect them to.

  2. Guess things never turn out the way you want or expect them to.
    Like today I met this girl.............................................. .......................................When she turned around and I saw her.............My jaw just broke off and fell to the ground. One of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen and she was incredibly sweet. But her father was standing by her side and he gave me a death stare





    Not only did he stare right through me but he had planned a 100 different ways of killing me in that 20 minute conversation I had with his daughter.


    He would of ripped my ears and fingers off and stomped my chest in :|


    I miss her already :'|

    But ah well :'|

    Plenty of more fish in the sea, right? :'|


    right? :'|


    RIGHT??? :"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|||||||||||| |||||||||||||"""""""""

  3. Not all of the fish are as appealing though.

  4. Not all of the fish are as appealing though.
    :'|


    y u brek mi hert?


    y men?

    y :'""""""""""""""""||||||||||||||||

  5. Like today I met this girl.............................................. .......................................When she turned around and I saw her.............My jaw just broke off and fell to the ground. One of the most beautiful girls I have ever seen and she was incredibly sweet. But her father was standing by her side and he gave me a death stare





    Not only did he stare right through me but he had planned a 100 different ways of killing me in that 20 minute conversation I had with his daughter.


    He would of ripped my ears and fingers off and stomped my chest in :|


    I miss her already :'|

    But ah well :'|

    Plenty of more fish in the sea, right? :'|


    right? :'|


    RIGHT??? :"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""|||||||||||| |||||||||||||"""""""""
    Man the battle stations and RETURN DEATH STARE.

  6. Man the battle stations and RETURN DEATH STARE.
    If he stared any harder I would of gotten blood cancer. :|

  7. If he stared any harder I would of gotten blood cancer. :|
    Then become his friend. Talk about all the manly flordian adventures you have gone through, how you got lost in the swamp with nothing but a tooth pick and a rubber band and you survived for eight weeks and killed two crocigators. Then talk about your f350 converted to a boat, and how you once went to cuba and back for some cigars.

  8. Then become his friend. Talk about all the manly flordian adventures you have gone through, how you got lost in the swamp with nothing but a tooth pick and a rubber band and you survived for eight weeks and killed two crocigators. Then talk about your f350 converted to a boat, and how you once went to cuba and back for some cigars.
    I gave him the cigars.

    He never went.

    :'|

  9. Grymninja's Avatar
    Grymninja
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    Also tell him about almost being hit aNd killed by a boat!

  10. Antalar's Avatar
    Antalar
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    on any "florida stories" you must add the word "shark" at least once

  11. on any "florida stories" you must add the word "shark" at least once
    Not only a shark, but a shark with frickken lazer beams attached to it's head.
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  12. Loller, have I ever told you that my favorite food is sushi?

  13. guys y u always have to derail the threads? D:

  14. I'm in the absolutely funniest Skype call I think I've ever been in right now.

    Let's just say a friend of ours is speaking through Terminal.

  15. Iridia's Avatar
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    Well, isn't Carrygun hella OP, so it should be fine?
    The early stages were a bit tricky for me, just because I can't into banelings and carrygun doesn't have those REALLY nice skills.

    Once I got Roaches to vile though, everything got easier. That slow is ridiculous.

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