Share something pointless about your life!

[Placebo]

Is it weird that my best friend is a highschooler?

As long as you don't sexually abuse him it's fine.

[Orphic]

So I'm sitting at the bar when an older woman, probably 40+, staggers over to me, clearly drunk, and whispers, "Do you wanna see my tits?" She immediately flashes me, giggles, and does a little dance before stuffing her saggy tits back in her bra. Ten minutes later, her husband walks over, hands her the room key, and says, "I won't be there." And then walks off.

I'm a homewrecker.

[Lawl]

So I'm sitting at the bar when an older woman, probably 40+, staggers over to me, clearly drunk, and whispers, "Do you wanna see my tits?" She immediately flashes me, giggles, and does a little dance before stuffing her saggy tits back in her bra. Ten minutes later, her husband walks over, hands her the room key, and says, "I won't be there." And then walks off.

I'm a homewrecker.

But were they nice saggy tits?

[Hugolich]

So I'm sitting at the bar when an older woman, probably 40+, staggers over to me, clearly drunk, and whispers, "Do you wanna see my tits?" She immediately flashes me, giggles, and does a little dance before stuffing her saggy tits back in her bra. Ten minutes later, her husband walks over, hands her the room key, and says, "I won't be there." And then walks off.

I'm a homewrecker.

LOL....xD...Drunk ppl :/ not ur fault lol thats obvious

[Obnoxious]

So I'm sitting at the bar when an older woman, probably 40+, staggers over to me, clearly drunk, and whispers, "Do you wanna see my tits?" She immediately flashes me, giggles, and does a little dance before stuffing her saggy tits back in her bra. Ten minutes later, her husband walks over, hands her the room key, and says, "I won't be there." And then walks off.

I'm a homewrecker.

Just turned 18 and already being used by women. How cute.

[Eurothemist]

So I'm sitting at the bar when an older woman, probably 40+, staggers over to me, clearly drunk, and whispers, "Do you wanna see my tits?" She immediately flashes me, giggles, and does a little dance before stuffing her saggy tits back in her bra. Ten minutes later, her husband walks over, hands her the room key, and says, "I won't be there." And then walks off.

I'm a homewrecker.

I want to be leaf

[Orphic]

But were they nice saggy tits?

No, they were pretty awful. But then, I don't really like tits.

Just turned 18 and already being used by women. How cute.

Is that pride I detect?

[Lawl]

Did she have a saggy *** too? If so, was it nice?

[Orphic]

Did she have a saggy *** too? If so, was it nice?

I didn't notice - I was kinda buzzed and snorting at some jokes the guy next to me was making after she did her thing.

[CompassSeeker]

I have longer hair than most of the girls at my school...

Wear it proudly.

Did she have a saggy *** too? If so, was it nice?

Saggy is the best, so clearly the answer is yes.

[Orphic]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any more outlandish, at least 8 employees came put with drums, maracas and other little instruments, and played a four minute birthday song with tribal yelling and ****.

****ing great players, though.

[Fifine]

Do you wanna see my *****?

[Mercy]

Do you wanna see my *****?

No, and don't try to bypass the language filter. Thank you.

[Fifine]

It's just a cat really....

[Mercy]

I'm allergic. That's not even to mention I find them extremely annoying.