Your stupidity has no end, has it now?
You expect of me to believe how you are able to do anything beyond paint.
You are busted again, I bet you are googling up or whispering friends for whom you know are able to edit images like that.
Very silly of you to keep trying for 2 hours, thanks for killing my time.
And please, unless you have any proof of your skills in editing images, stop replying.
For the sake of your already tortured mind.
Edit:
Sorry, forgot your other sentence.
I cannot 'search' stuff on your computer, that puts it in a whole different dimension.
Unless you are willing to let me use your computer over the information sharing programs. I would gladly look them up myself if you allow me.