Share something pointless about your life!

[Shiina]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse stands there, staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward. The horse's handler comes in and leads it out, but not before it's knocked over a couple of glasses and soiled itself. Needless to say, the bar is closed for the rest of the day. Jesus walks up to the bar, but it's closed for hygiene reasons and he goes next door to a hotel. He hands the receptionist a couple of nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?" The receptionist takes a moment to understand, not speaking Aramaic, but is able to explain in mime that nails are not legal tender. After Jesus leaves disgruntledly, a duck that has been kind of harrassing the receptionist for the last few days by asking for grapes waddles in. The duck asks if the receptionist has any nails, and the receptionist finally snaps. Deciding to walk out on the most ludicrous workday of his life, receptionist goes to the bar, and is infuriated to find it closed. He jimmies open a window, not caring who sees. But two old friends across the street, a priest and a rabbi, DO see. They decide they should do something to calm this agitated man down, and follow him into the bar. The bartender, having spent all day cleaning up after the horse, sees the receptionist, the priest and the rabbi come into the bar, and stops scrubbing **** long enough to ask "Is this some kind of a joke?"

[toniplavna]

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[Djokula]

Witcher 3 finaly done,they made "****ed" up ending,but i suspected it will be like that from the start -.-

[toniplavna]

Witcher 3 finaly done,they made "****ed" up ending,but i suspected it will be like that from the start -.-

Hows that there are 3 different endings.

[Djokula]

Hows that there are 3 different endings.

Ye and i got half bad half good ending,yet i helped everyone i could,i mean its stupid,you need to make specific choises to get good ending -.-

[DeadlyWanderer]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse stands there, staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward. The horse's handler comes in and leads it out, but not before it's knocked over a couple of glasses and soiled itself. Needless to say, the bar is closed for the rest of the day. Jesus walks up to the bar, but it's closed for hygiene reasons and he goes next door to a hotel. He hands the receptionist a couple of nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?" The receptionist takes a moment to understand, not speaking Aramaic, but is able to explain in mime that nails are not legal tender. After Jesus leaves disgruntledly, a duck that has been kind of harrassing the receptionist for the last few days by asking for grapes waddles in. The duck asks if the receptionist has any nails, and the receptionist finally snaps. Deciding to walk out on the most ludicrous workday of his life, receptionist goes to the bar, and is infuriated to find it closed. He jimmies open a window, not caring who sees. But two old friends across the street, a priest and a rabbi, DO see. They decide they should do something to calm this agitated man down, and follow him into the bar. The bartender, having spent all day cleaning up after the horse, sees the receptionist, the priest and the rabbi come into the bar, and stops scrubbing **** long enough to ask "Is this some kind of a joke?"

You ok m9?

[Pallzdani]

Ye and i got half bad half good ending,yet i helped everyone i could,i mean its stupid,you need to make specific choises to get good ending -.-

Sounds like BO2 o.o

[Deverax]

Ye and i got half bad half good ending,yet i helped everyone i could,i mean its stupid,you need to make specific choises to get good ending -.-

Hmmm... that actually makes me wanna get the game and play through it since I love games with multiple endings.
But then again, I'll probably just get a bad ending like I do with most games.

[Djokula]

Hmmm... that actually makes me wanna get the game and play through it since I love games with multiple endings.
But then again, I'll probably just get a bad ending like I do with most games.

I also mostly get bad ones XD

[helzz]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse stands there, staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward. The horse's handler comes in and leads it out, but not before it's knocked over a couple of glasses and soiled itself. Needless to say, the bar is closed for the rest of the day. Jesus walks up to the bar, but it's closed for hygiene reasons and he goes next door to a hotel. He hands the receptionist a couple of nails and says "Can you put me up for the night?" The receptionist takes a moment to understand, not speaking Aramaic, but is able to explain in mime that nails are not legal tender. After Jesus leaves disgruntledly, a duck that has been kind of harrassing the receptionist for the last few days by asking for grapes waddles in. The duck asks if the receptionist has any nails, and the receptionist finally snaps. Deciding to walk out on the most ludicrous workday of his life, receptionist goes to the bar, and is infuriated to find it closed. He jimmies open a window, not caring who sees. But two old friends across the street, a priest and a rabbi, DO see. They decide they should do something to calm this agitated man down, and follow him into the bar. The bartender, having spent all day cleaning up after the horse, sees the receptionist, the priest and the rabbi come into the bar, and stops scrubbing **** long enough to ask "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Such a good story. Very inspiring and very well written. Thank you for sharing.



I can't believe I read all of that. Ihy <:

[Deverax]

I also mostly get bad ones XD

I remember almost getting my entire squad killed in Mass Effect 2.
Fun times.

Only Miranda and Tali survived (along with Shepard)

[toniplavna]

Hmmm... that actually makes me wanna get the game and play through it since I love games with multiple endings.
But then again, I'll probably just get a bad ending like I do with most games.

Well all witcher games have different variations of situatins during the game.

[Deverax]

Well all witcher games have different variations of situatins during the game.

Hah. nice.
Yeah, I will probably take a look at all Witcher games after I'm done with Dragon Age Inquisition.

[Djokula]

I remember almost getting my entire squad killed in Mass Effect 2.
Fun times.

Only Miranda and Tali survived (along with Shepard)

I had to replay ME3 3 times to get all war assets i could and other stuff to get as best ending as possible

[Kelzio]

yeah if you could not

I may have low-ish standards, but that doesn't change the fact that there isn't a single human being that would touch you with a six-foot pole.

That's because I'm the one doing the touching with my six-foot pole. Ask your mother, she knows.

ten-foot pole.

For you dear, I'll make it twelve-foot long.

Just 6?

I wouldnt even want to be in the same country as him, but alas one day I will be :(

Ah, the joys of having a "boyfriend" who lives thousands of miles away. Cyber relationships, damn, that takes me back to when I was 11.