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[Slexia]

fixed

No really, it's only dangerous if you use **** products and you do it 3 times a day or s, I dye my hair too somewhat, just adding a bit of hue to my natural color to accentuate it.

Nah I'm not killing it, it's a conditioning temporary dye I'm using - aka la riche directions

[PROJECTyuma]

So I'm trying a new diet and they basically tell me to eat 22 dkflsfsgtes, and 1 slice of ktjrho;tji bread with a cup of rejighsecgihw milk all washed down with 3 bottles of wejfohsmresui juice a day.

WTF people, where are the apples, bananas, salads? Where are the good old school diets consisting of 3 slices of bread with a spoon of butter and done?

It's like they're trying so hard to make it attractive to fat 50 years old soccer moms by adding foods I've never heard about in my life.

[Euphemism]

So I'm trying a new diet and they basically tell me to eat 22 dkflsfsgtes, and 1 slice of ktjrho;tji bread with a cup of rejighsecgihw milk all washed down with 3 bottles of wejfohsmresui juice a day.

WTF people, where are the apples, bananas, salads? Where are the good old school diets consisting of 3 slices of bread with a spoon of butter and done?

It's like they're trying so hard to make it attractive to fat 50 years old soccer moms by adding foods I've never heard about in my life.

It's 2013+2, why would anyone be following any [weight loss] diet other than IIFYM? Those diets that specify exact meals are for absolute morons. Also apples, bananas, bread, and spoons of butter are **** foods to eat while cutting br0

[PROJECTyuma]

It's 2013+2, why would anyone be following any [weight loss] diet other than IIFYM? Those diets that specify exact meals are for absolute morons. Also apples, bananas, bread, and spoons of butter are **** foods to eat while cutting br0

Why are apples and bananas bad for anything? I can understand bread and butter to an extend but apples and bananas? Next some nutritionist will tell you water makes you fat too.

[Euphemism]

They're p carby, hard to fit into IIFYM if you're trying to lose weight, and not a good base for a diet (because mostly carbs), unless you want to look like a hungry skele

[DeadlyWanderer]

Nah I'm not killing it, it's a conditioning temporary dye I'm using - aka la riche directions

I'm using it and it's still damaging to an extent.

They're p carby, hard to fit into IIFYM if you're trying to lose weight, and not a good base for a diet (because mostly carbs), unless you want to look like a hungry skele

I've lost over 30 pounds in 3 months, bananas and bread definitely won't help you with weight loss. An apple a day is tolerable though and I could live on salads (normal lettuce salad, not **** like meat salads)

[Euphemism]

meat salads)

This is a thing? Sounds ****in delicious; I love meat

[stridernoob]

this place dying R.I.P. :( but atleast the clicque (what you like to call yourselves) will be here until the end :)

[Mercy]

Ew, diets.

[PROJECTyuma]

So I don't understand one iota of what you're saying with these terminologies, but are you telling me that eating apples and bananas makes you fat? Please respond in normal daily english. Don't know what p carby is supposed to mean for example.

[Kemii]

This is a thing? Sounds ****in delicious; I love meat

I eat what I call a Protein Salad.
Cooked chicken breast stripes, Pork chunk, soya and egg slices.
normally with a light mayo (naughty).
All in a bowl.

[DeadlyWanderer]

This is a thing? Sounds ****in delicious; I love meat

Yep. Yummy but of course ****load of cals, I used to like a meat salad with chopped cooked meat, pickles, egg and mayo.

So I don't understand one iota of what you're saying with these terminologies, but are you telling me that eating apples and bananas makes you fat? Please respond in normal daily english. Don't know what p carby is supposed to mean for example.

Carbs = sugar, starch and cellulose, basically the **** that can be bad for you to consume in normal quantities if you're trying to lose weight.

[PROJECTyuma]

So I noticed a big spot on my wall with the corner of my eye. I got up to see what was that and holy moly, there's one huge moth! I'm scared of disturbing it.

Ew, diets.

gotta slim dat azz down baby

[Mercy]

gotta slim dat azz down baby

My *** is just fine, but thanks for the suggestion.

[Euphemism]

So I don't understand one iota of what you're saying with these terminologies, but are you telling me that eating apples and bananas makes you fat? Please respond in normal daily english. Don't know what p carby is supposed to mean for example.

Apples and bananas, along with other fruit, primarily contain carbohydrates, and weight loss diets typically involve reducing carb intake while keeping protein and fat intake high, so apples and bananas are not an ideal choice. I think they don't keep you full very long either, which makes calorie restriction even harder. IIFYM=if it fits your macros=eat whatever you want to maintain a specified carb/protien/fat amount per day